Happitarian 

One who only eats happy meat. Often mistaken for a vegetarian, but these folks have no hard feelings about eating meat, as long as it's free-range, grass-fed, organic, happy meat.

Often broke, as happy meat tends to be expensive.

Karl: I never see you eat any meat, Sue, Are you a vegetarian?

Sue: Nah, I love meat too much to give it up completely. I just eat happy meat.

Karl: Oh. You're a happitarian. (Snorts in disgust)

Sue: That's right!

Karl: Well, I'm off to Burger King, where I can get a hot, juicy burger for pennies. No veg-meat for me.

Happitarian by elsbethromeo September 13, 2009

fappitarianism 

A political belief of masturbation as ways to pick our country's leaders. A battle to see who can last the longest, and whoever shall win, is declared leader.

The U.S.A should start practicing fappitarianism

fappitarianism by fappitarian#1 December 16, 2016

Habitarian 

A person (or entity) who does what they have always done, whether or not it makes sense or is logical. A habitarian's favorite explanation is "because we've always done it that way." A habitarian does not only NOT think OUTSIDE the box--a habitarian does not think INSIDE the box, or anywhere else!

Friend: Why don't you pay your bills online--it's so much easier? Habitarian: That's the way I've always done it.

habit visionary

Habitarian by Izzy Bella November 30, 2015

hypitarian 

A half hypocrite and a half vegetarian. Somebody who dousnt agree with eating animals and meat and does it anyway.

Dude I am totes a hypitarian!

hypitarian by Maddog12344321 January 4, 2014

helpitarian 

Someone who spends a greater part of his or her day offering help and aid to others.

That woman is such a helpitarian. She just baby sat for her neighbor's kids all day and didn't want to be paid.

helpitarian by Claudia Broome June 16, 2008

Halitarian 

A person who avoids halal meat and halal certified products

I have been a halitarian for over 3 months and my tummy has really trimmed down .

Halitarian by Tenbox terry May 11, 2018