6 definitions by elsbethromeo
John: I need a toothbrush, I forgot mine at home.
Mary: Here, have mine!
John: But it's used!
Shelley: I just went to the dentist, this one a real virgin toothbrush.
John: Thanks.
Mary: Here, have mine!
John: But it's used!
Shelley: I just went to the dentist, this one a real virgin toothbrush.
John: Thanks.
by elsbethromeo September 13, 2009
Where one person believes that he/she is very popular, triumphant at every endeavor, and completely within their rights to upset people's lives with only a hysterical laugh. Successful at nothing. Generally hated by all, with varying levels of passion. Has many "friends" who suck up to said Foaxpular person, to gain admission into the outer circles of foaxpulariy. They, too, are generally hated by all. Also known as a wannabe.
Joan: Look at Shellie over there. Preening ridiculously. She's such a Foaxpular person.
Anna: I know. Yesterday, she found out who Little Richard liked and announced it over the loudspeaker.
(In the distance) Shellie: Oh, guys, I tried out for cheerleading yesterday. I be I make the top level!
(Half enthusiastic clapping from followers. Simultaneous snorts from Anna and Joan)
Anna: I know. Yesterday, she found out who Little Richard liked and announced it over the loudspeaker.
(In the distance) Shellie: Oh, guys, I tried out for cheerleading yesterday. I be I make the top level!
(Half enthusiastic clapping from followers. Simultaneous snorts from Anna and Joan)
by elsbethromeo September 15, 2009
The trademark of grandmothers everywhere. Sweet, chewy, and hard to eat with braces. Needs several napkins for consumption, as it's so delicious, it causes massive amounts of drool. Very fattening.
Jinny: Poor Leona couldn't fit into her expensive homecoming dress!
Kimmi: Guess she ate too many caramel turtles.
Kimmi: Guess she ate too many caramel turtles.
by elsbethromeo September 15, 2009
Jonathan: So you up for hitting McDonald's for a burger?
Jacob: No, man, I'll just go to Publix and see if they got any happy meat. Last time I was there, they had a great selection of free-range, grass-fed, and organic meat. It was wonderful.
Jacob: No, man, I'll just go to Publix and see if they got any happy meat. Last time I was there, they had a great selection of free-range, grass-fed, and organic meat. It was wonderful.
by elsbethromeo September 14, 2009
"Hey. What time is it?" Joe asked groggily.
"Umm..." Max peered at the number of empty beer bottles in front of him. "I'd say about 2:30 AM."
"Whoa! How do you know?" Joe asked with wide eyes.
"Beer clock." Max replied knowingly, then promptly fell asleep.
"Umm..." Max peered at the number of empty beer bottles in front of him. "I'd say about 2:30 AM."
"Whoa! How do you know?" Joe asked with wide eyes.
"Beer clock." Max replied knowingly, then promptly fell asleep.
by elsbethromeo September 14, 2009
One who only eats happy meat. Often mistaken for a vegetarian, but these folks have no hard feelings about eating meat, as long as it's free-range, grass-fed, organic, happy meat.
Often broke, as happy meat tends to be expensive.
Often broke, as happy meat tends to be expensive.
Karl: I never see you eat any meat, Sue, Are you a vegetarian?
Sue: Nah, I love meat too much to give it up completely. I just eat happy meat.
Karl: Oh. You're a happitarian. (Snorts in disgust)
Sue: That's right!
Karl: Well, I'm off to Burger King, where I can get a hot, juicy burger for pennies. No veg-meat for me.
Sue: Nah, I love meat too much to give it up completely. I just eat happy meat.
Karl: Oh. You're a happitarian. (Snorts in disgust)
Sue: That's right!
Karl: Well, I'm off to Burger King, where I can get a hot, juicy burger for pennies. No veg-meat for me.
by elsbethromeo September 14, 2009