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hydrogen hydroxide 

The term "hydrogen hydroxide" means a hydrogen ion (H+) bonded to a hydroxide ion (OH-). when you put those together, you get H-O-H, which is of course H2O, which is water!
Dude, I need some hydrogen hydroxide!

What?

Hydrogen hydroxide. . . . You know? A hydrogen ion and a hydroxide ion bonding? H2O? WATER?

OOOOOOOOOOOH.

hydrogen hydroxide 

Literally water. Just the fancy name for water.
You: ay yo teach, lemme get some o dat hydrogen hydroxide bruh

Teach: tf?

You: you know... water...

Teach: oh. yeah go boiii

potassium hydroxide 

Its like a chemical used...its found in science labs and all
Hey lets go to science laboratory and play with potassium hydroxide

Bismuth Technetium Hydride 

Bismuth Technetium Hydride (BiTcH) is a chemical compound that is common in most high schools and universities! It is rather toxic to your mental health and is known to defeat your self-esteem
John: What is wrong with Bill, he's gotten depressed?
George: He has a case of Bismuth Technetium Hydride poisoning!

Benzyl hydride

Benzyl hydride (BnH) is toluene. It was commonly found in paint thinners, but now not so much anymore. You can chlorinate benzyl hydride with TCCA (trichloroisocyanuric acid, pool chlorine) in sunlight with lithium bromide catalyst to get benzyl chloride. It is insoluble in water.
Properties
Chemical formula
C7H8
Molar mass
92.141 g·mol−1
Appearance
Colorless liquid
Odor
sweet, pungent, benzene-like
Density
0.87 g/mL (20 °C)
Melting point
−95 °C (−139 °F; 178 K)
Boiling point
111 °C (232 °F; 384 K)
Solubility in water
0.52 g/L (20 °C)
I chlorinated benzyl hydride (toluene) with TCCA (trichloroisocyanuric acid) in sunlight with lithium bromide catalyst and got benzyl chloride.
Benzyl hydride by CognitiveFuel November 28, 2022

hydrodesaclipatron 

It's a machine, that like .. makes peanut butter and shit.
Mason: omfg teh hydrodesaclipatron is teh ownzage!
Alex: lawlrus! yeh t0t4lly br4h!