hydrogen

hydrogen is a twatty element. it only has one proton. i mean, what the fuck is up with that? and then it goes and annoys the other elements by latching on to them all the time.

(Lithium to Boron)

"So, who have you bonded with recently?"

(Boron to Lithium)

"LOOK OUT! IT'S HYDROGEN, THE TWATTY ELEMENT!"

by i love bj March 31, 2010

hydrogen

A term for being a slut, since the element of Hydrogen can bond with every element.

Teacher: Okay class. We're learning about the periodic table. Let's get one point across before we even start. Hydrogen, is like a slut, because it bonds with every element on the table. A slut is a girl who bonds with every single guy she sees.

by TheBlackChun539 February 14, 2010

hydrogen

The first element on the periodic table. Burns with glee when lit, and explodes when lit near oxygen.

That stupid guy lit some hydrogen he mixed with some oxygen.

by Eszett February 28, 2004

hydrogen

the reason that the Hindenberg was a bad idea.

It was all a plot to piss of germany, i think. Bastards


Mr. Jones held a balloon of hydrogen and oxygen over a bunsen burner in chem class. That's why his eyebrows are like that.

by Oscar_the_Muse April 18, 2004

hydrogen

An elemental gas with a unique property that, if given enough time, will think about itself.

People should put aside their differences, I mean we were all the same hydrogen to start off with.

by Softbristles October 19, 2012

hydrogen

better than ptm at tfc :D

i wanna be as good as hydrogen at tfc when i grow up

by [no name] April 2, 2003

Hydrogenic

A substance or an entity primarily or partially composed of hydrogen atoms.

"Water is wet because it is hydrogenic"

"I'm hydrogenic because I'm made of water"

by Dingo224 January 12, 2021