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A term for being a slut, since the element of Hydrogen can bond with every element.
Teacher: Okay class. We're learning about the periodic table. Let's get one point across before we even start. Hydrogen, is like a slut, because it bonds with every element on the table. A slut is a girl who bonds with every single guy she sees.
by TheBlackChun539 February 13, 2010
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hydrogen is a twatty element. it only has one proton. i mean, what the fuck is up with that? and then it goes and annoys the other elements by latching on to them all the time.
(Lithium to Boron)

"So, who have you bonded with recently?"

(Boron to Lithium)

"LOOK OUT! IT'S HYDROGEN, THE TWATTY ELEMENT!"
by i love bj March 31, 2010
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The first element on the periodic table. Burns with glee when lit, and explodes when lit near oxygen.
That stupid guy lit some hydrogen he mixed with some oxygen.
by Eszett February 27, 2004
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It was all a plot to piss of germany, i think. Bastards


Mr. Jones held a balloon of hydrogen and oxygen over a bunsen burner in chem class. That's why his eyebrows are like that.
by Oscar_the_Muse April 17, 2004
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The first element, with only 1 proton and 1 electron, that loves to bond with every element it can. It is also highly flammable.
Teacher: Class, what's the first element on The Periodic Table?
Class: Helium!
Teacher: No, try again.
Class: Hydrogen!
Teacher: Good job, class!
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An elemental gas with a unique property that, if given enough time, will think about itself.
People should put aside their differences, I mean we were all the same hydrogen to start off with.
by Softbristles October 19, 2012
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Element number one, is in the group other non-metals (alongside C, N, O, P, S, Se), has an atomic weight of 1.00974 amu, a hexagonal crystal structure, and a atomic radius of 53 picometers (pm). It is found the Sun, and was once used in blimps, before helium as used.
The people who inflate the blimps knew hydrogen (H) is reactive, so they went helium (He) for blimps, which is non-flammable.
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