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Hydrocephalus

It's a condition where there is a fluid build up in the brain. This causes the skull to expand in infants where it is not fixed. A shunt is usually inserted into the brain so the fluid can drain.
I was born with hydrocephalus,but it wasn't discovered until I was 17 months old.
Hydrocephalus by vikingfrog January 16, 2010

hydrodesaclipatron 

It's a machine, that like .. makes peanut butter and shit.
Mason: omfg teh hydrodesaclipatron is teh ownzage!
Alex: lawlrus! yeh t0t4lly br4h!

hydromorphone 

Hydromorphone is a powerfull opiate drug that produces extreme euphoria and blissful apathy. Hydromorphone is the 3rd strongest opiate pharmacutically produced. It is very affective Intra-veineous but produces little effect orally or insufflated (snorted). Becouse of this it is rarley abused unlike other opiates. Many users who have experienced this drug coin it there own peronal "slice of heaven" becouse of its extreme euphoriaic bliss enducing effects.
Brand Names - Dilaudid Hydrostat Palladone
Slang Street Names -'dillies "hydro" "M2s" "Hospital Heroin"
Side Effects Include - Extreme Euphoria, Blissfull apathy, relaxation, loss of stress and worry, and addiction in some. Opiates and all drugs should only be used by the well eductaed and saftey minded individual who fully understands the pharmological effects of the substance.
"Hydromorphon is my ideal vacation; complete euphoria and loss of stress and worry for a short 3 hour period" - coworker whom uses hydromorphone 2-3 times a year instead of a costly and not guranteed to be positive travel vacation.

hydroerection 

When a penis fills with water instead of blood and becomes wavy.
Woahhhh, tuuuubuularrrr my sperm is surfin MALIBU on my dick!!! RAWESEOOMMEMEMEM!!!

Hydroerection
hydroerection by Hydrocock September 18, 2008

hydronervokustiska diafragma vibrationer

i have got hydronervokustiska diafragma vibrationer

Hydrodrunkated 

A practice of drinking scotch and water in a 1:3 ratio. The water hydrates you well enough that you don't get a hangover. The liqour will put you down like a tranq gun.
Somehow I don't think Kitesurfing while Hydrodrunkated would work.
Hydrodrunkated by redditdudes December 19, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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