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hydrogen hydroxide 

The term "hydrogen hydroxide" means a hydrogen ion (H+) bonded to a hydroxide ion (OH-). when you put those together, you get H-O-H, which is of course H2O, which is water!
Dude, I need some hydrogen hydroxide!

What?

Hydrogen hydroxide. . . . You know? A hydrogen ion and a hydroxide ion bonding? H2O? WATER?

OOOOOOOOOOOH.

hydroplane

1. The uncontrolled movement of an automobile when the tires loose traction with the road and move on a low friction surface of water; 2) A fuck up.
1. "Ah fuck. I HYDROPLANED!"

2. "Man, Wes, you really hydroplaned this time."
hydroplane by yomammas February 18, 2003

hydroplane

When a womans vagina is so lubricated your penis slips out. This often results in accidental anal sex, and then is called a hydroplane into a dirt road.
Hey man, that girl was begging for you to hydroplane her.
hydroplane by Chuck Hussein-Norris December 4, 2010

hydroplane

v. to drive a car at highspeeds while high on marijuana (see hydro)originated as a play on the words hydro, or marijuana, and hydroplane
n. (1) a type of DJ scratch
(2) a vehicle that can drive on land and water. Or something.
v. "It's the kinda high that got me leaning, 120 mph speeding, (that's) the meaning of a hydroplane." - NERD ft. Malice from Clipse in "Am I High"

n. (1)"Yo, did you hear that hydroplane while the DJ was cutting it?"
(2) "Oh goody, I get to drive my father's hydroplane today! I'm cool!"
hydroplane by Jam Master J April 14, 2005
It’s the best name you can give people who are deeply in love. They will always be together and around each other. One half is Henry the other half is Caroline.
Henry and Caroline make up Haroline.
HAROLINE by SecretManAtHRA January 9, 2019

hydroplane

when anything loses traction or creates a wave of air on which to ride while in motion.

Often uncontrolable unless is intentional.
those boats are hydroplaning on the water!
hydroplane by D_strike_man August 7, 2004