hydrosonic

A word used by Trump to sound smart during the Turning Point Convention in Phoenix, Arizona.

"...But it's, uh, hydrosonic... I call it super-duper... because super-duper is easier for people to understand than hydrosonic" (Trump 2020).

by anonymous September 23, 2020

Hydrogenic

A substance or an entity primarily or partially composed of hydrogen atoms.

"Water is wet because it is hydrogenic"

"I'm hydrogenic because I'm made of water"

by Dingo224 January 11, 2021

hydroponic weed

Water grown weed. While other weed is grown in soil. Hydroponic weed is also really strong.

Let's get some Hydroponic Weed , I heard it's stronger than what we normally get.

by Avalonparis July 6, 2014

hydroponic shrooms

Psychedelic mushrooms, usually containing psilocybin. Most commonly encountered form is Psilocybe cubensis. Sold as "hydroponic shrooms" by unscrupulous dealers, not because they are grown hydroponically, because that's not even possible, but because ignorant weedtards will pay more money for them.

Mushroom grower: Want some shrooms?
Dealer: Are they hydroponic shrooms?
Mushroom grower: Of course not, it's not possible to grow mushrooms hydroponically. Which ignorant fucktards have you been speaking to?
Dealer: Sorry man, I'll take the shrooms, but people keep asking me if I can get "hydro shrooms". Are you sure there's no way of doing it?
Mushroom grower: It's just not possible, that's not how mushrooms grow, and even if it was possible, then the mushrooms wouldn't be any stronger. It's like asking for LP records in mp3 format.

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Later on in the day:

Dealer: Want some shrooms?
Weedtard: Dude, are they hydroponic shrooms?
Dealer: Yeah, that's why they're $60 per 1/8th.
Weedtard: Hit me with da bomb shit.

by random_shroom_pseudonym December 9, 2008

hydroponics

any plant grown without the use of soil
in nutrient rich conditions making the final product "Better"

That weed is hydro
or
that tomato is a hydro

by Otto November 2, 2003

hydroponic

Method of raising plants that increases production quantity and effieciency.

That's hydroponic pot

by Belllignorant June 27, 2003

hydroponic shit rod

When your floating in your girlfriend's parents' pool and release a long straight solid shit into the deep end by the ladder.

Bro, Jason just released a hydroponic shit rod into Cassie's Dad's new pool. Some girl ate it while doing a cannonball

by JesusdeJesus February 28, 2009