husband's bulge 

Old-timey, folksome, or religious nutjob's "polite" or naive way of explaining what a boner, visible underneath clothing is. It implies that the speaker doesn't believe sex or sexual desire should happen outside of marriage; so only a husband would have a boner. But "boner" or "erection" are too scandalous and obscene to say.

That guy in class was totally trying to hide his....husband's bulge under his books.

husband's bulge by anonnigh September 30, 2013

Husband's Duty 

A status where you MOST forget bout your social life or any fun activity to remember you are married, and that includes doing the shittiest duties a man can ever be asked to do...

-Jenny's gotta period and she needs some tampons...i'm now on husband's duty

Husband's Duty by Puhercules May 8, 2010

husband's ear 

inattentiveness to what his wife is saying.

He can hear the ballgame on the TV but not even realize his wife is talking to him--He has husband's ear. Also see mother's ear.

husband's ear by Una Malachica February 13, 2008

Trisha's Husband's Girlfriend 

Slang term used to describe a lying adulteress who uses money and sexting to entice men from their wives. These women are clown like in appearance and are also referred to as stink box.

Have you heard about that Trisha's Husband's Girlfriend? Word is her stink box smells like the sewer that pennywise is hiding in.

Trisha's Husband's Girlfriend by Hrd2gtt April 27, 2020

Ex-Husband's Warden 

the current female that controls your ex-husbands life. Usually stopping him from his responsibilites. ie. children, child support, bills, alimony. Also likes to point out how "greedy" you are for wanting him to help support his children. She would much rather use his money on her 8 kids by 8 different men. Most of the time the "warden" has control issues & no education.

Nicki can't go out this weekend because Leroy's "warden" won't allow him to see his kids for court ordered visitation. Damn the ex-husband's warden.

Ex-Husband's Warden by Brown Eyed Princess June 29, 2009

karen's husband 

Jeff or Steve, joins his obnoxious wife Karen in demanding to see a manager over the slightest perceived imperfection in service. Wears his socks pulled up with New Balance shoes (don't confuse him with your regular dad-type), drives a Hummer or oversized vehicle and takes up several parking spots every time. Will scream at you if you step on his lawn and won't tip if he thinks you're gay.

Karen's husband: Noun, verb
Manager to server: That Jeff wants you fired for bringing coffee that wasn't hot enough, even though it was fresh out of the carafe.

karen's husband by MotherOfLesbians May 31, 2020

Dio's Husband 

Ben Shapiro

"Wow, is that Ben Shapiro?"
"Yeah, I heard he's Dio's husband."

Dio's Husband by Professional Jotaro Simp July 30, 2021