45 definitions by Una Malachica

inattentiveness to what his wife is saying.
He can hear the ballgame on the TV but not even realize his wife is talking to him--He has husband's ear. Also see mother's ear.
by Una Malachica February 14, 2008
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a really old person that can do something really new
My grandma is a geriatrigy--she's on facebook and she tweets several times a day.
by Una Malachica May 14, 2009
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avoidance of overly dramatic movies or tv shows that feature complicated domestic plots
Crankshaft refused to watch soap operas on the basis that he was lachrymose intolerant.
by Una Malachica November 23, 2008
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a relationship though initially close soon dissolves
We must have had a mimosa tree friendship. At first we did things together, talked a lot, but when I changed jobs, we lost touch.
by Una Malachica April 10, 2008
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an Obama supporter older than 21 (souce: Slate)
College kids like Obama, and so do baractogenerians.
by Una Malachica February 15, 2008
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the ability of a mother to hear what her children are up to even when they are very quiet about it and are in the next room.
Of course, I can hear you, I have mother's ear. Also see husband's ear.
by Una Malachica February 14, 2008
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