7 definitions by Professional Jotaro Simp

1
Usually a cringy girl between the ages of 8-12 that will threaten anyone else who has a crush on Sans, a character from the game Undertale. They usually make traced "animations" where they declare that Sans is "theirs" and anyone who touches him will die.
Cringy 10 y/o: UwU OwO I'm Sans' Wife and Gf anyone who touches him will die UwU
Everyone else: Please just shut up.
by Professional Jotaro Simp April 06, 2021
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2
An opening that's way too good for the anime it's featured in (well, if we ignore the lyrics).
Friend 1: "Hey, do you know the song Touch You from Yarichin Bitch Club?"

Friend 2: "I do! It's way too catchy for being from THAT anime though."
by Professional Jotaro Simp April 06, 2021
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3
When someone’s being a sus baka
You’re such a sussy baka 🤪👹👺😈🥵😡”
Wtf
by Professional Jotaro Simp April 20, 2021
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7
Emo guy with daddy issues that some girls fangirl over
BNHA Fan 1: "Do you know Shoto Todoroki? He has a pretty sad backstory"
BNHA Fan 2: "Yeah, but he's overrated."
by Professional Jotaro Simp April 08, 2021
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