humpter

The act of making love, having sexual intercourse with, or humping, a female of any species

Me and my cuzin went to the watering hole last night for a little beaver huntin;) when I dropped him back off at the farm he was so wasted he woke up thismornin in the pig pen naked and nestled up to old lady Eleanor owr big fat pig. he told me he's not sure but he may have HUMPTER! Woo eeh! Them two are going to have some beautiful babies

by Mr.Fixzer September 3, 2022

Starlog Quote Humper

Any person or group of people that only accepts or uses the George Lucas quote from Starlog Magazine issue #337 from 2005 as the only definitive, end-all-be all, piece of evidence in an argument when debating whether or not the Star Wars Expanded Universe/Legends was canon to any degree prior to 2014. Due to their cognitive dissonance and confirmation bias, Starlog Quote Humpers do not accept any quote or piece of evidence that is not the Starlog Magazine quote, even if it is a statement from George Lucas that contradicts or goes back on his statements in the Starlog Quote, of which there are plenty that do. In addition, Starlog Quote Humpers often dismiss or reject any of Lucasfilm's or Lucasfilm employee's statements regarding canon policy used as evidence that favor the viewpoint of the EU being canon before 2014 as being "lesser secondhand sources of information."

While browsing online forums I came across many Starlog Quote Humpers posting that one George Lucas quote from Starlog Magazine.

by Ironinquisitor November 16, 2022

Humperdinck

One of the worst names in history - pretty much says that the dude is gonna hump you with his dinck.

1. I gave Jane a mean Humperdincking last night.
2. Jane says she didn't feel your micro Humper Dinck!

by kenshamrock December 4, 2021

hampter

a squished hamster

hampter.

by cantbebotheredtothinkofname January 25, 2021

Humpster Fire

Sex that's spectacularly bad for one or both partners for many different reasons.

"I just got back from Brad's place and we finally did it-it was a real humpster fire. It was the longest 15 seconds of my day. "

by DreamWithaB April 9, 2021

Hampter

A strange or unusual looking hamster.

Saw a hampter at the local pet shop today.

by Garfibromyalgia May 10, 2021

squirrel humper

A old person that complains constantly , the type that yell " GET OFF MY LAWN !"Rick's parents . When you get so pissed at your in-laws and can't call them anything else.

Don't cut through that yard the old people there are squirrel humpers and they"ll bitch at you . Or " Your parents are ... SQUIRREL HUMPERS !"

by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020