humpster

I bought a new humpster. I will put it in my pants now.
by fsd September 01, 2003
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humpster

someone whois so ugly that you would want to have sex wit them, then throw them back in the dumpster
That chick I nailed last night was a real humpster, shes down on 41st street.
by Hezikia Smith September 03, 2006
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Humpster

A blowjob given or received inside a dumpster.
Tom almost lost his bet and would have had to give Roger a humpster!
by ugetowned May 03, 2010
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Humpster

you're an expert in humping or you're obsessed with humping
Omg Jess that guy last night was suck a humpster!
by Jonesy2515 October 31, 2015
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Humpster

1. He is such a humpster
2. Could Arnold be a bigger humpster?
by Engeldick Humperass April 17, 2011
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Humpster Fire

Sex that's spectacularly bad for one or both partners for many different reasons.
"I just got back from Brad's place and we finally did it-it was a real humpster fire. It was the longest 15 seconds of my day. "
by DreamWithaB April 10, 2021
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