Urban Dictionary: humpster

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A hippie that is dumpster diving

Hey, look out the window! Those humpsters are salvaging my old tie-dyes!

by sumila May 25, 2011

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Fuck Around And Find Out

A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.

PAUL: I'm going to beat your ass.

JACK: Fuck around and find out, fool!

by NX STARCHILD October 16, 2020

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I bought a new humpster. I will put it in my pants now.

by fsd August 31, 2003

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A blowjob given or received inside a dumpster.

Tom almost lost his bet and would have had to give Roger a humpster!

by ugetowned May 03, 2010

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you're an expert in humping or you're obsessed with humping

Omg Jess that guy last night was suck a humpster!

by Jonesy2515 October 31, 2015

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another word for jerk

1. He is such a humpster
2. Could Arnold be a bigger humpster?

by Engeldick Humperass April 17, 2011

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someone whois so ugly that you would want to have sex wit them, then throw them back in the dumpster

That chick I nailed last night was a real humpster, shes down on 41st street.

by Hezikia Smith September 03, 2006

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