humpster

I bought a new humpster. I will put it in my pants now.

by fsd August 31, 2003

someone whois so ugly that you would want to have sex wit them, then throw them back in the dumpster

That chick I nailed last night was a real humpster, shes down on 41st street.

by Hezikia Smith September 3, 2006

Humpster

A blowjob given or received inside a dumpster.

Tom almost lost his bet and would have had to give Roger a humpster!

by ugetowned May 3, 2010

you're an expert in humping or you're obsessed with humping

Omg Jess that guy last night was suck a humpster!

by Jonesy2515 December 31, 2015

1. He is such a humpster
2. Could Arnold be a bigger humpster?

Sex that's spectacularly bad for one or both partners for many different reasons.

"I just got back from Brad's place and we finally did it-it was a real humpster fire. It was the longest 15 seconds of my day. "

by DreamWithaB April 9, 2021