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Human hamster which was bred by Dutch PhD Dick in Deutchland. Typically a violent temperment. Must be kept in warm secure environment. Not good with children and other small pets. Feeds on human pellets.
I got bit by a humster in the bathroom today.
by Dr. M. Dickie August 30, 2010
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Humankind reverting to hamster like behavior, Humsterism...Pack enough hamsters in a box and they get bored, confused, violent and eventually become cannibals. Its not a Zombie Apocalypse. Its the beginning of the "Dawn of the Humster"
"Humster eats face of homeless man in Miami"
by thandor June 02, 2012
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