humster

Human hamster which was bred by Dutch PhD Dick in Deutchland. Typically a violent temperment. Must be kept in warm secure environment. Not good with children and other small pets. Feeds on human pellets.

I got bit by a humster in the bathroom today.

humster by Dr. M. Dickie August 31, 2010

humster

Humankind reverting to hamster like behavior, Humsterism...Pack enough hamsters in a box and they get bored, confused, violent and eventually become cannibals. Its not a Zombie Apocalypse. Its the beginning of the "Dawn of the Humster"

"Humster eats face of homeless man in Miami"

humster by thandor November 14, 2012

Humster

A word used to describe a "lobster" by people who are retarded, have aspergers, autism or an IQ equal to or lower than 15.

I am not a fan of shrimps or humster myself

Humster by vingattemgaddiosa January 14, 2018

humster

Humster is commonly used among lesser intelligent people and people with mental disabilities, humster is simply their way of reffering to a lobster.

humster lobster

humster by versaceeee January 26, 2018

burning the hamster 

Verb. Laying one's dick on the radiator for sexual pleasure.

Kevin burnt his hamster on the radiator, making the entire room smell like burnt hamster.

burning the hamster by Nick Johnston February 6, 2005

go blow a hamster 

A dismissive insult, like go F..k yourself.

I told you to stay out, now go blow a hamster!

go blow a hamster by I, Wreckerrr November 21, 2016

Humpster Fire 

Sex that's spectacularly bad for one or both partners for many different reasons.

"I just got back from Brad's place and we finally did it-it was a real humpster fire. It was the longest 15 seconds of my day. "

Humpster Fire by DreamWithaB April 9, 2021