Garfibromyalgia's definitions

Bullet Shit

A shit that comes rocketing out of your ass at mach speed due to the excessive buildup of gas behind it.

I ate too much Taco Bell last night and was rewarded with a Bullet Shit.

by Garfibromyalgia June 26, 2024

Sugar Shits

The kind of unusually soft, ass burning, wretched smelling shits that you get from eating too much sugary food.

I shouldn't have eaten that entire bag of M&Ms, now I've got the sugar shits.

by Garfibromyalgia December 13, 2023

Mobius Double Reacharound

When two males stand facing away from each other while using their right hand to jack each other off and their left hand to finger each other's assholes.

I walked in on Dave and Hank during their Mobius Double Reacharound last night, it was a sight that I will never forget.

by Garfibromyalgia December 24, 2022

Clown Town

Any place where there is a large gathering of clowns, juggalos, or other various manner of jesters. Any location can become a Clown Town, and any Clown Town can become a normal place.

Never going to Clown Town again, i came out covered in seltzer water and Faygo.

by Garfibromyalgia November 24, 2022

Damn That's Crazy

The shit you say when you don't got any shit to say.

Guy 1: "And then she smiled and winked at me!"
Guy 2: "Damn that's crazy."

by Garfibromyalgia July 24, 2022

The Grip Reaper

The Grim Reaper's counterpart who kills via handjob.

I found my grandpa dead and covered in his own cum, he must have been visited by The Grip Reaper.

by Garfibromyalgia June 22, 2022

The Caesar's Curse

The day-long bout of violent, burning diarhhea you get after eating Little Caesar's pizza.

I should not have ordered pizza last night, now i've got the Caesar's Curse.

by Garfibromyalgia June 10, 2022