Lincoln Log

A shit so large that Abraham Lincoln could build his entire house out of it.

Dropped a fat Lincoln Log today, stank to high hell

by Garfibromyalgia May 20, 2021

Banan

Favorite food of Monke

Me monke, me eat banan

by Garfibromyalgia September 03, 2021

Mobius Double Reacharound

When two males stand facing away from each other while using their right hand to jack each other off and their left hand to finger each other's assholes.

I walked in on Dave and Hank during their Mobius Double Reacharound last night, it was a sight that I will never forget.

by Garfibromyalgia December 25, 2022

The Caesar's Curse

The day-long bout of violent, burning diarhhea you get after eating Little Caesar's pizza.

I should not have ordered pizza last night, now i've got the Caesar's Curse.

by Garfibromyalgia June 10, 2022

Captain Crunch

The worst head a man could possibly get. The name explains itself.

Bruh i asked her for some schlop but she gave me some Captain Crunch instead

by Garfibromyalgia November 22, 2021

Hampter

A strange or unusual looking hamster.

Saw a hampter at the local pet shop today.

by Garfibromyalgia May 10, 2021

Damn That's Crazy

The shit you say when you don't got any shit to say.

Guy 1: "And then she smiled and winked at me!"
Guy 2: "Damn that's crazy."

by Garfibromyalgia July 25, 2022