hummercide

A Hummercide is where you go on a murderous rampage in a hummer.

Tris: I just watched, on the news, a Hummercide on the freeway, 167 people were killed from the H3.

by Tris Penkal December 19, 2006

Humberside Headset

A vulgar sexual deviation, an act which is caused by a "slapping" of the cheek using one's Penis or other sexually orientated device. A Correctly performed "Humberside Headset" causes a headset shaped bruise from ear to mouth upon the right hand side of said face. I.e A shaft-like line down the side of the face caused by the "body" and a circular shape on the chin caused by the helmet of said device/and or Penis.

Explicitly referenced towards Phil Brown, manager of Hull City FC (Humberside) for his persistent wearing of such gear (Headset,) and his insulting intent to ruin premiership football for the whole of the north east, not including Makems. In particular his last day antics during the 08/09 Premiership Football season, upon which he sang unceremoniously after Hull survived relegation.

1. Guy 1: "I met this cute girl the other day... found out she was a Hull City fan..."

Guy 2. "So... what did you say to her?"

Guy 1: "Nothing, just gave her a 'Humberside Headset' and told her to leave..."

2. That Phil Brown is some tosser, id love to see him at the next game bearing the embarressment and indignity of a real 'Humberside Headset'

by MagpieAndOutlaw August 17, 2009

hummuscide

death by eating bad hummus

Detective Connors: "This was clearly a case of hummuscide."

Distraught Wife: "I know he was murdered!"

Detective Connors: "No, you stupid twit. He ate the hummus you made. Look at the crap you put in there! You killed him!"

by connorsji January 18, 2010

Hummeroid

Person who drives a Hummer

Do you believe that Hummeroid just cut me off?

by Alan Frohl October 15, 2007

Vehicular Hammercide

When you take a shit on the hood of someones car

Willy was the victom ov Vehicular Hammercide

by Big Nation March 28, 2003

humorcide

Death by humor or an act of dieing froma funny event.

Yesturday my friend died of humorcide because he forgot to turn off the laughing gas.

by AK Downfall May 28, 2010

Humourcide

Humourcide/humorcide consists of the humour within homicide as well as the act of joking about homicide. This can be considered as a subcategory of dark humour.

"I was joking about killing our professor, noone ever gets my humourcide"

by dobbysvancult December 2, 2020