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Humberside Headset 

A vulgar sexual deviation, an act which is caused by a "slapping" of the cheek using one's Penis or other sexually orientated device. A Correctly performed "Humberside Headset" causes a headset shaped bruise from ear to mouth upon the right hand side of said face. I.e A shaft-like line down the side of the face caused by the "body" and a circular shape on the chin caused by the helmet of said device/and or Penis.

Explicitly referenced towards Phil Brown, manager of Hull City FC (Humberside) for his persistent wearing of such gear (Headset,) and his insulting intent to ruin premiership football for the whole of the north east, not including Makems. In particular his last day antics during the 08/09 Premiership Football season, upon which he sang unceremoniously after Hull survived relegation.
1. Guy 1: "I met this cute girl the other day... found out she was a Hull City fan..."

Guy 2. "So... what did you say to her?"

Guy 1: "Nothing, just gave her a 'Humberside Headset' and told her to leave..."

2. That Phil Brown is some tosser, id love to see him at the next game bearing the embarressment and indignity of a real 'Humberside Headset'

hummuscide 

Detective Connors: "This was clearly a case of hummuscide."

Distraught Wife: "I know he was murdered!"

Detective Connors: "No, you stupid twit. He ate the hummus you made. Look at the crap you put in there! You killed him!"
hummuscide by connorsji January 18, 2010

Hummeroid 

Hummeroid by Alan Frohl October 15, 2007

Vehicular Hammercide

When you take a shit on the hood of someones car
Willy was the victom ov Vehicular Hammercide

humorcide 

Death by humor or an act of dieing froma funny event.
Yesturday my friend died of humorcide because he forgot to turn off the laughing gas.
humorcide by AK Downfall May 28, 2010

Humourcide 

Humourcide/humorcide consists of the humour within homicide as well as the act of joking about homicide. This can be considered as a subcategory of dark humour.
"I was joking about killing our professor, noone ever gets my humourcide"
Humourcide by dobbysvancult December 2, 2020