hummuscide 

death by eating bad hummus

Detective Connors: "This was clearly a case of hummuscide."

Distraught Wife: "I know he was murdered!"

Detective Connors: "No, you stupid twit. He ate the hummus you made. Look at the crap you put in there! You killed him!"

hummuscide by connorsji January 18, 2010

Hummuscide 

To kill someone by force feeding them too much Hummus.

Shit! abraham just commited Hummuscide oy vay!

Hummuscide by eore May 17, 2007

Hummuscide 

After consuming a full container of hummus the 9 year old responded to their parental unit regarding the aforementioned activity as a instance of “hummuscide”

Yeah I ate all the hummus , it was hummuscide in the 1st degree...

Hummuscide by Prof.Bobolopolis September 7, 2019

Hummuscidal

Hummuscidal is a person who consumes hummus in outrages amounts which causes long term aggressive diarrhea and bad body odor.
overloading your digestive system with hummus may cause:
strange stomach noises
short term memory loss
bear hands
bad farts and death.
hummus was originated in the 15th century by the ottoman empire, spread to the entire arab world and later stolen by israelis claiming it as their national food.

2500 people die every day from being hummuscidal.

"No wonder he's dead, he was hummuscidal all along"

"Hey! what are you doing with all that hummus??, are you hummuscidal or something?"

"If eating hummus is a crime than lock me up and call me a hummuscidal maniac"

Hummuscidal by Dr. Cock'n'balls February 19, 2012

Humourcide 

Humourcide/humorcide consists of the humour within homicide as well as the act of joking about homicide. This can be considered as a subcategory of dark humour.

"I was joking about killing our professor, noone ever gets my humourcide"

Humourcide by dobbysvancult December 2, 2020

Hummacide 

Hummacide (also known as Hummuside) is a commonly used word, by eratic 11 year old girls, as the mass murdering of Chick Peas

Me - Would you like Hummus, its made of chick peas
Noelle (11) - This is Hummacide..... right?

Hummacide by Inscriber February 13, 2013

hummercide 

A Hummercide is where you go on a murderous rampage in a hummer.

Tris: I just watched, on the news, a Hummercide on the freeway, 167 people were killed from the H3.

hummercide by Tris Penkal December 19, 2006