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Humberside 

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You live in Humberside
Humberside by Nick April 1, 2003
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Humberside 

Area around the River Humber of which Scunthorpe is the main city.
Radio Humberside broadcasts to the local area
Humberside by staggie April 1, 2003

Humberside Headset 

A vulgar sexual deviation, an act which is caused by a "slapping" of the cheek using one's Penis or other sexually orientated device. A Correctly performed "Humberside Headset" causes a headset shaped bruise from ear to mouth upon the right hand side of said face. I.e A shaft-like line down the side of the face caused by the "body" and a circular shape on the chin caused by the helmet of said device/and or Penis.

Explicitly referenced towards Phil Brown, manager of Hull City FC (Humberside) for his persistent wearing of such gear (Headset,) and his insulting intent to ruin premiership football for the whole of the north east, not including Makems. In particular his last day antics during the 08/09 Premiership Football season, upon which he sang unceremoniously after Hull survived relegation.
1. Guy 1: "I met this cute girl the other day... found out she was a Hull City fan..."

Guy 2. "So... what did you say to her?"

Guy 1: "Nothing, just gave her a 'Humberside Headset' and told her to leave..."

2. That Phil Brown is some tosser, id love to see him at the next game bearing the embarressment and indignity of a real 'Humberside Headset'

Humberside Collegiate Institute 

This is the best school in the Bloor-West-Village area of Toronto, Ontario.

The only other nearby schools are Western Technical Institute and Ursula Franklin Academy; they're both schools filled with druggies, and with people who couldn't make it in HCI.

HCI's also the best place to go if you want some weed; all the sellers are legit and won't scam you at all.
Most of the teachers are supportive and make jokes during class

Join these classes/teachers if you want to have a great time there:
Latin - Mr. Skinner
Instruction Computer Science (ICS) - Mr. Hutchison.
Any math classes, if taught by Mr. Hutchison.
Co-Op - Mr. Evely.
What's the best school ever?
Humberside Collegiate Institute.

Humberside Collegiate Institute 

Humberside Collegiate Institute ( HCI ) is located in Toronto

and is the BEST school in all of Ontario. The students there are sweet hearts and there amazing, they are well mannered and mature. Humberside Collegiate Institute is a school going from grade 9-12. Humberside mascot is the Husky.
Lets go to Humberside Collegiate Institute

HCI?

yeahh

Best place ever

yeah, its a second home to students

Humberview Secondary School

A disgusting pig den. With wanna be cowboys and slutty girls that think they’re the shit. Girls will wear cowboy boots and call themselves hicks. Bathrooms with the ceilings falling apart and classrooms with no windows. A school that will make u immediately want to die.
Person 1: Do you go to Humberview Secondary School?

Person 2: Ya it’s really gross and i would rather go to any other school.

Person 1: awesome.

hummercide 

A Hummercide is where you go on a murderous rampage in a hummer.
Tris: I just watched, on the news, a Hummercide on the freeway, 167 people were killed from the H3.
hummercide by Tris Penkal December 19, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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