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Humberside 

Area around the River Humber of which Scunthorpe is the main city.
Radio Humberside broadcasts to the local area
Humberside by staggie April 1, 2003

Humberside Headset 

A vulgar sexual deviation, an act which is caused by a "slapping" of the cheek using one's Penis or other sexually orientated device. A Correctly performed "Humberside Headset" causes a headset shaped bruise from ear to mouth upon the right hand side of said face. I.e A shaft-like line down the side of the face caused by the "body" and a circular shape on the chin caused by the helmet of said device/and or Penis.

Explicitly referenced towards Phil Brown, manager of Hull City FC (Humberside) for his persistent wearing of such gear (Headset,) and his insulting intent to ruin premiership football for the whole of the north east, not including Makems. In particular his last day antics during the 08/09 Premiership Football season, upon which he sang unceremoniously after Hull survived relegation.
1. Guy 1: "I met this cute girl the other day... found out she was a Hull City fan..."

Guy 2. "So... what did you say to her?"

Guy 1: "Nothing, just gave her a 'Humberside Headset' and told her to leave..."

2. That Phil Brown is some tosser, id love to see him at the next game bearing the embarressment and indignity of a real 'Humberside Headset'

Humberside Collegiate Institute 

This is the best school in the Bloor-West-Village area of Toronto, Ontario.

The only other nearby schools are Western Technical Institute and Ursula Franklin Academy; they're both schools filled with druggies, and with people who couldn't make it in HCI.

HCI's also the best place to go if you want some weed; all the sellers are legit and won't scam you at all.
Most of the teachers are supportive and make jokes during class

Join these classes/teachers if you want to have a great time there:
Latin - Mr. Skinner
Instruction Computer Science (ICS) - Mr. Hutchison.
Any math classes, if taught by Mr. Hutchison.
Co-Op - Mr. Evely.
What's the best school ever?
Humberside Collegiate Institute.

Humberside Collegiate Institute 

Humberside Collegiate Institute ( HCI ) is located in Toronto

and is the BEST school in all of Ontario. The students there are sweet hearts and there amazing, they are well mannered and mature. Humberside Collegiate Institute is a school going from grade 9-12. Humberside mascot is the Husky.
Lets go to Humberside Collegiate Institute

HCI?

yeahh

Best place ever

yeah, its a second home to students

Humberview Secondary School

A disgusting pig den. With wanna be cowboys and slutty girls that think they’re the shit. Girls will wear cowboy boots and call themselves hicks. Bathrooms with the ceilings falling apart and classrooms with no windows. A school that will make u immediately want to die.
Person 1: Do you go to Humberview Secondary School?

Person 2: Ya it’s really gross and i would rather go to any other school.

Person 1: awesome.

hummercide 

A Hummercide is where you go on a murderous rampage in a hummer.
Tris: I just watched, on the news, a Hummercide on the freeway, 167 people were killed from the H3.
hummercide by Tris Penkal December 19, 2006
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