Humourcide 

Humourcide/humorcide consists of the humour within homicide as well as the act of joking about homicide. This can be considered as a subcategory of dark humour.

"I was joking about killing our professor, noone ever gets my humourcide"

Humourcide by dobbysvancult December 2, 2020

hummuscide 

death by eating bad hummus

Detective Connors: "This was clearly a case of hummuscide."

Distraught Wife: "I know he was murdered!"

Detective Connors: "No, you stupid twit. He ate the hummus you made. Look at the crap you put in there! You killed him!"

hummuscide by connorsji January 18, 2010

humorcide 

Death by humor or an act of dieing froma funny event.

Yesturday my friend died of humorcide because he forgot to turn off the laughing gas.

humorcide by AK Downfall May 28, 2010

Hummuscide 

To kill someone by force feeding them too much Hummus.

Shit! abraham just commited Hummuscide oy vay!

Hummuscide by eore May 17, 2007

Hummuscide 

After consuming a full container of hummus the 9 year old responded to their parental unit regarding the aforementioned activity as a instance of “hummuscide”

Yeah I ate all the hummus , it was hummuscide in the 1st degree...

Hummuscide by Prof.Bobolopolis September 7, 2019

hummercide 

A Hummercide is where you go on a murderous rampage in a hummer.

Tris: I just watched, on the news, a Hummercide on the freeway, 167 people were killed from the H3.

hummercide by Tris Penkal December 19, 2006

Honourcide 

The act of executing a member of a family for dishonouring said family.

Boy: If they catch you with me, you will be executed under the laws of honourcide!

Girl: That's why they won't!

Honourcide by SamuelleumaS A.D. August 24, 2011