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hermacide 

the act of being cockblocked because Herman is in your presence.
"dude wtf.. i've just been hermacided.. my balls are really gonna hurt now.. Fuck!"

"I hate you herman"
hermacide by Corey Schidek November 8, 2007
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hummuscide 

death by eating bad hummus
Detective Connors: "This was clearly a case of hummuscide."

Distraught Wife: "I know he was murdered!"

Detective Connors: "No, you stupid twit. He ate the hummus you made. Look at the crap you put in there! You killed him!"
hummuscide by connorsji January 18, 2010

Homeacide 

The act or acts of killing oneself financially or mentally by not having enough Knowledge to make sure their Home Inspector or service company is not ripping them off by not disclosing or by not knowing.
My friend just spent $750,000 on a beautiful home. The only problem is the home inspector was very strict sticking to standard operating procedure and did not let the homeowner know of other potential costs which wound up being over $55,000. This was an act of homeacide as the new homeowner did not have enough knowledge and trusted somebody who also did not have enough knowledge. As well.
Homeacide by The Sweig August 10, 2019

humorcide 

Death by humor or an act of dieing froma funny event.
Yesturday my friend died of humorcide because he forgot to turn off the laughing gas.
humorcide by AK Downfall May 28, 2010

Hummuscide 

To kill someone by force feeding them too much Hummus.
Shit! abraham just commited Hummuscide oy vay!
Hummuscide by eore May 17, 2007
Cum that drips out of the womans mouth after she give you a hummer.
She was leaking a great deal of Hummace after she completed her work.
Hummace by Big Willie XXX October 12, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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