thaks's definitions

fool

Is regularly pitied by certain African-American actors with single-letter names.

I (insert letter here) pity the fool...

by thaks April 25, 2006

alunk

Adjective.

1. To get drunk alone. Contraction of "alone" and "drunk." Fairly straightforward.

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1. I was depressed after breaking up with my girlfriend, so I got alunk.

by thaks May 27, 2006

berlin wall

When a German woman categorically resists all sexual advances made toward her.

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I tried to get into Helga's lederhosen at the beer garden, but all I got was the Berlin Wall.

by thaks May 28, 2006

bubble

1. A Toyota Previa.
2. A minivan manufactured by the Japanese carmaker Toyota.
Short form: Bub

Mom, I totaled the bubble.

by thaks April 25, 2006

bumfuckery

Noun.

1. Pure, unadulterated stupidity. Daftness of a magnitude that shocks beyond words. Total and complete lack of reason. Utter futile uselessness. Such wanton disregard for logic as to render silent all within earshot of the event.

From the English "bum" (see ass) and "fuck"

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1. I won't stand for this bumfuckery, by Jove. I'm going home.

by thaks May 26, 2006

sedan redneck

Noun.

1. A redneck who is not even redneck enough to drive a pickup truck. Instead he or she drives a low-end American-made sedan, usually a Dodge Neon, Chevy Malibu or other equivalent type.

2. A lower class among hicks. Not a true redneck enough to hold a manual-labor job, so does not drive a pickup truck like normal rednecks.

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There was a traffic jam of sedan rednecks outside of Wal-Mart today during the lunch break.

by thaks June 11, 2006

nuclear war

1. The culmination of all human achievement. Inevitable. This is how we are going to go, folks. It's just a matter of time...

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1. Nuclear war is the orgasm of human existence.

by thaks June 1, 2006