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bumfuckery 

Noun.

1. Pure, unadulterated stupidity. Daftness of a magnitude that shocks beyond words. Total and complete lack of reason. Utter futile uselessness. Such wanton disregard for logic as to render silent all within earshot of the event.

From the English "bum" (see ass) and "fuck"
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1. I won't stand for this bumfuckery, by Jove. I'm going home.
bumfuckery by thaks May 26, 2006

cumsucker 

a person who sucks on a guys dick and drinks his semen
C'mon, i've got some really tasty cum
cumsucker by Sex Daddy February 25, 2005

numfuckery 

an abundance of stupidity or stupid actions
i walked into a room and was surrounded by numfuckery
numfuckery by i didnt know October 6, 2016

Calliope of clownish cuntfuckery

When someone or an organization does something or creates a situation that is ridiculously stupid and frustrating in multiple ways, usually intentionally. Similar to a clusterfuck
The school has sent me the sixth revised financial aid package and they still made another error. This is a calliope of clownish cuntfuckery

Cuntfuckery 

The act of fucking a cunt, or sometimes, maybe once on occasion, an insult.
Oh! This movie (Twilight) fucking sucks! What is this cuntfuckery?"

Me and Shelby had one HELL of a cuntfuckery goin on in there
Cuntfuckery by JunkHornet December 12, 2010

confuckery 

a twisted group of objects, people or places that do not fit together
Trying to organize a karaoke contest and a naked midget twister showdown resulted in complete confuckery.

Setting up two different sound systems on the playa usually results in audio confuckery; so turn the Disco Duck off, already.
confuckery by Mark D'Antonio January 9, 2009