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cumfortable pants 

A pair of trousers which were used to clean up seamen, that still get worn.
I can't believe Greg still wears his cumfortable pants after I used them to clean spunk of that Polish girl's face

Cumfortable 

The feeling of comfort felt after ejaculating inside another human being, having your penis caked in your own semen.
"Dave, would you like to pull out now that you are done?"
"No thanks, I am very cumfortable, your vagina is very cumfy therefore I will stay in for a little bit longer if you do not mind".
Cumfortable by D404 November 9, 2011

Humorable 

An adjective describing a person or comment that contains a great amount of humor.
Vinny is a pretty humorable guy. He makes everyone laugh
Humorable by Vinthefist October 2, 2009

Cumfortable 

You are cumfortable when you are home alone and light some candles. Then sit down on a couch with your fireplace on and start wanking to a porn with a good plot.
Guy 1: "I'm home alone for the weekend!"
Guy 2: "Oh awesome man, are you gonna throw a party?"
Guy 1: "Nah man i think i'm just gonna make myself cumfortable"
Cumfortable by TETRlS March 6, 2016

Homfortable 

I am so homfortable right now. Are you sitting homfortably?
Homfortable by Jordanaan March 4, 2015

Humpfortable 

To be comfortable during coitus as opposed to being unhumpfortable on a hard floor, concrete, or masonry tiles.
Dan: I was fucking cindy last night on the old memory foam mattress.

Joe: Oh I bet that was nice.

Dan: Yeah, we were quite humpfortable.
Humpfortable by Jlad812 October 23, 2016