humfortable
A hump that is comfortable.
humfortable by expirio May 31, 2016
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cumfortable pants
I can't believe Greg still wears his cumfortable pants after I used them to clean spunk of that Polish girl's face
cumfortable pants by Crocodile Dandee November 8, 2010
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Cumfortable
The feeling of comfort felt after ejaculating inside another human being, having your penis caked in your own semen.
"Dave, would you like to pull out now that you are done?"
"No thanks, I am very cumfortable, your vagina is very cumfy therefore I will stay in for a little bit longer if you do not mind".
"No thanks, I am very cumfortable, your vagina is very cumfy therefore I will stay in for a little bit longer if you do not mind".
Cumfortable by D404 November 9, 2011
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Cumfortable
You are cumfortable when you are home alone and light some candles. Then sit down on a couch with your fireplace on and start wanking to a porn with a good plot.
Guy 1: "I'm home alone for the weekend!"
Guy 2: "Oh awesome man, are you gonna throw a party?"
Guy 1: "Nah man i think i'm just gonna make myself cumfortable"
Guy 2: "Oh awesome man, are you gonna throw a party?"
Guy 1: "Nah man i think i'm just gonna make myself cumfortable"
Cumfortable by TETRlS March 6, 2016
Homfortable
Homfortable by Jordanaan March 4, 2015
Humpfortable
To be comfortable during coitus as opposed to being unhumpfortable on a hard floor, concrete, or masonry tiles.
Dan: I was fucking cindy last night on the old memory foam mattress.
Joe: Oh I bet that was nice.
Dan: Yeah, we were quite humpfortable.
Joe: Oh I bet that was nice.
Dan: Yeah, we were quite humpfortable.
Humpfortable by Jlad812 October 23, 2016
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