Humpfortable

To be comfortable during coitus as opposed to being unhumpfortable on a hard floor, concrete, or masonry tiles.

Dan: I was fucking cindy last night on the old memory foam mattress.

Joe: Oh I bet that was nice.

Dan: Yeah, we were quite humpfortable.

Humpfortable by Jlad812 October 23, 2016

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Homfortable

Happy and comfortable at the same time

I am so homfortable right now. Are you sitting homfortably?

Homfortable by Jordanaan March 4, 2015

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Related Words

Humpfortable • humfortable • Lumpfortable • Homfortable

humfortable

A hump that is comfortable.

She's humfortable: a good, comfortable, hump.

humfortable by expirio May 31, 2016

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Lumpfortable

When something is lumpy but comfortable.

Man, this mattress is really lumpfortable.

Lumpfortable by cassiiiw._.9 October 4, 2018

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Lumpfortable

When something is lumpy but comfortable

Man, this mattress is really lumpfortable.

Lumpfortable by cassiiiw._.9 October 4, 2018

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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