Mumfortable 

To be relaxing and comfortable while listening to Mumford and Sons, most usually with a beverage.

He looked really mumfortable while handing out on the pier listening to Mumford and Sons.

Mumfortable by Fun123 June 25, 2016

cumfortable pants 

A pair of trousers which were used to clean up seamen, that still get worn.

I can't believe Greg still wears his cumfortable pants after I used them to clean spunk of that Polish girl's face

cumfortable pants by Crocodile Dandee November 8, 2010

Cumfortable 

The feeling of comfort felt after ejaculating inside another human being, having your penis caked in your own semen.

"Dave, would you like to pull out now that you are done?"
"No thanks, I am very cumfortable, your vagina is very cumfy therefore I will stay in for a little bit longer if you do not mind".

Cumfortable by D404 November 9, 2011

Cumfortable 

You are cumfortable when you are home alone and light some candles. Then sit down on a couch with your fireplace on and start wanking to a porn with a good plot.

Guy 1: "I'm home alone for the weekend!"
Guy 2: "Oh awesome man, are you gonna throw a party?"
Guy 1: "Nah man i think i'm just gonna make myself cumfortable"

Cumfortable by TETRlS March 6, 2016

Cumfortable 

The act of cumming and pulling up your pants simultaneously to avoid getting caught having a wank.

Lucky I got cumfortable right before my parents walked into my room.

Cumfortable by mike.tython May 6, 2014

humfortable 

A hump that is comfortable.

She's humfortable: a good, comfortable, hump.

humfortable by expirio May 31, 2016

Cumfortable 

When a lady who you are making love to is not just soft and a true pleasure to be inside she's cumfortable

She wasn't a skinny or bony screw, she was cumfortable

Cumfortable by dustyp August 6, 2019