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humanshit

the worst type of all shits (whorse than dogshit and apeshit and horseshit) . Its contaminated with all kinds of gross things, like drugs and alcohol and its disgusting and has no value at all.
Carlos : hey, bro, did you like the new videogame i gave you for your birthday?
Juan: Nah... Sorry , dawg, its just a big pile of humanshit
by AndSomeRamen March 21, 2025
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Apples Against Humanity

Mixing the cards in the games "Cards Against Humanity" and "Apples to Apples." It allows for adults to have fun but show some respect to children.
Everyone wanted to play Cards Against Humanity, but since it was a kids party we played Apples Against Humanity.
by Extra Mayo May 20, 2015
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Weapons are humanitarian aid.

Weapons are humanitarian aid — A perfect example of neo-doublespeak in the tradition of “fake news”, “perfect phone call”, “alternative facts”, and “peaceful tourist rioting with Confederate Flags”.

A most dystopian 21st century reality perhaps illustrating the idea that we really are living in the Kālī Yuga — The Dark Age.

When compared with statements like:

Rice is humanitarian aid
Wheat is humanitarian aid
Digging fresh water wells is humanitarian aid
Offering safe effective and free vaccines is humanitarian aid
Safe and affordable housing is humanitarian aid.

it is easy to see the dark irony of the Orwellian neo-doublespeak statement: weapons are humanitarian aid.

How does this measure up to offering people: food, water, shelter, political asylum, or potential citizenship.

Is it surprising that in an era where gun violence is the number one cause of death among young people in America today; that, we want to export this “largess” all over the world — perhaps as a Swift-ian “modest proposal” to solving the worldwide refugee crisis.

If weapons are humanitarian aid; then WE ARE ACTUALLY AT WAR.

Which would actually be a much more honest and straightforward statement.
Weapons are humanitarian aid. if this statement is true; then, we are actually at war and we should just stop bullshitting about it.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 21, 2023
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faith in humanity

What is lost whenever you watch the news.
by Dubiks November 10, 2018
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himanshi

Himanshi... she is very insane girl. She always makes everyone laugh although she is broken inside.She is a great ice-cream lover. She loves music like hell. If you have her as your friend than trust me she is the most awesome one. She needs a hug frequently and also sleeps with her favourite teddy bear. She is very bold and strong. She has many secret inside, hid from everyone. She is very serious about any kind of realtionships and also she needs a boy with lots of patience to handle her, as her mood swings easily. She loves the one who play guitar!
himanshi is super cute one.
by ytjkiujk March 24, 2019
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Reject humanity, return to monke

apes alone weak, apes together strong.
Reject humanity, return to monke
by A waste of air March 15, 2021
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bouquet of humanity

The Prosecution's term for the multiple ethnicities and ages of the people who witnessed the death of George Floyd.
Not only were there multiple bystanders of different races and ages, a bouquet of humanity, but they were all strangers with nothing in common!
by talk2me-JCH2 March 29, 2021
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