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huffalumpagus 

A rather large/husky, aggressive and loud woman who cannot control her liquor well and creates an unwanted presence for all of those at the party.

The most likely reason for this brutish behavior is a jealous self-hatred of herself for not getting attention (laid) and thus cockblocks everyone in her vicinity.
I was hitting it off with a cute girl at a party until a huffalumpagus came up to us and burped in our faces and asked if we had any beef burritos.

humpalump 

The cousin of the heffalump (a fictional creature from Winnie the Pooh). They are closely related, however they differ in that the humpalump prefers close contact with other humpalumps at all times, where as the heffalump is rather shy and keeps to himself.
Bobby: Mommy, why won't that humpalump get off the other one? What are they doing?

Mom: Oh Bobby, I'd rather you didn't watch that. Go look at the heffalumps. They're much more kid friendly.
humpalump by hiiiiiiiieeeeee July 9, 2012

Huffalumpagruff 

An animal made up by one of my closest friends. A Huffalum.pagruff is a flying elephant that has a mermaid tail and never smiles.
"Huffalumpagruff's tutu! That's a smelly kitchen!"
A derogatory term for person that is so overweight, simply moving their body results in labored breathing.
You should have seen that family of huffalumps at the all-you-can-eat buffet! Each person ate more than our entire table combined!
huffalump by KrudlerTheHorse January 7, 2023

humpalumpadump 

when you and your mom have hardcore XXX sex and you make her anus bleed.
This word was derived from Bleedus Anus
Yo' mams lest bump in ma' crib an' "humpalumpadump".
When a woman has a lump on any part of her body, and a man proceeds to smell it.
Dude, Tanya's got these weird bumps all over her arm. I huffalumped them and they smell fine, so I won't bother with the doctor.
Huffalump by grx845 August 15, 2009