hspot

Someone who is trying to make opps instead of make money

Bro trell you so Hspot

by BenCurry982647 September 11, 2022

Hopotch

Hopotch is a word simaltaneously meaning everything and nothing at the same time. It can be used as a verb, adjective, noun, article or guttural sound. When one has absolutely nothing to say, this can be said. In the complete opposite approach, if one does not have the words to express their extremely deep thoughts, saying this word is necessary. It can also be used to sum up very detailed/long responses. Hopotch is great to announce one's presence, gain someone's attention or allow people to agree with what you are saying.

Person 1:In thousands of years, if a species of ape evolves to have the same level intelligence of humans in 2018, will humans still treat them like animals?
Person 2: Hopotch!
Person 1: That's exactly what I was thinking, I just didn't know how to word it. You literally summed my feelings into one word. I always love talking to you, a fellow intellect.

by Sheepherder37 November 13, 2018

Hopotch

A revolutionary new word believed to be the cure to war, famine and conflict. Hopotch is everything yet nothing. Scientists have concluded that it can replace 83% of all words by 2020 and results suggest that this number is even higher. Hopotch is always a term of respect and can be used to persuade people, strengthen ideas or gain attention. It is the perfect word to either start or end a sentence. Hopotch can be a verb, adverb, article, noun, adjective, conjunction or guttural expression.

Interviewer: Why do you want to run for school president?
Student Candidate Jones: Hopotch!
*Crowd cheers and gives a standing ovation*
( Immediately after, Jones wins the election with zero votes against.)

by Sheepherder37 November 13, 2018

Hopotch

Hopotch is a word of love in such a complicated universe where nothing is a guarantee. Math, science and everything else created by humans may be wrong. However there is one constant entity and that is hopotch. Hopotch is the only thing that exists that is truly divine, pure and correct. It is a word summing up all the goodness, curiousity and feeling in the universe. In essence, hopotch describes the mechanisms that allow our lives to run and truly expresses a human's deepest thoughts. It should be used whenever one cannot think of the words to express their feelings. Moreover, hopotch unites people under a common term of agreement which makes it great in debates or to defuse dangerous/stressful situations.

Person 1: Mitchie is so hot.
Person 2: I don't think so.
Person 3: Hopotch!
Person 1 and 2: We can throw away our differences and agree on that!

by Sheepherder37 November 14, 2018

mac's hypothesis

Mac's hypothesis is the theory that a man can establish whether he is straight or gay by watching gay porn and seeing if he gets hard.

Person A: Fuck man I followed Mac's hypothesis yesterday and I got hard
Person B: Wtf fuck outta here you homo

by nignog10297 September 15, 2020

Subhan's Dating Hypothesis

When considering a female partner, her weight in pounds must be above her height in centimetres.

Did you hear about his new girl, Emily? She's so big, she confirms to Subhan's Dating Hypothesis.

by asianchicks69 December 1, 2014

Let's say, hypothetically

"Let's say, hypothetically" is an infamous phrase often used by popular right-wing journalist Ben Shapiro during debates. It has become popular online to create memes satirizing Ben Shapiro by using phrases he commonly uses, such as "Let's say, hypothetically", or "for the sake of the argument".

"Let's say you've been a bad girl. Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty girl even. Ok, and if you were a naughty girl, you would be my dirty little slut right? Then hypothetically speaking, you would be my little cumslut. Now, let's say you're also daddy's girl. Now that we have established that you are both a bad girl and daddy's girl, I believe you'd agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking. Am I not correct? A bad girl deserves a spanking, and as I am daddy, you are my girl, so I am the one who must provide punishment"

"What the fuck?"

by spookyseason March 11, 2022