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hypotenuse 

A math term for the longest side of a right triangle. You learn this is about 5th grade, so whoever is you_know_who must be either a little kid, or extremely dumb.
you get the hypotenuse by using the formula A squared + B squared= C squared (Pythagorean theorum)
hypotenuse by Nothing Chen April 21, 2005

Hypotenuse 

The hypotenuse is a silleg term in which is equivalent to the Bisector x2.
Hypotenuse ÷2 = Bisector.
Hypotenuse by TheLastLost December 24, 2021

Hypotenuse 

A highly trained female professional skilled at both hypnosis and massage.
David: I am exhausted and stressed out!

Michael: Give Barbra a call. She is the best Hypotenuse in town! When you wake up after your massage, you will have no memory of any stress.
Hypotenuse by FoamFan January 27, 2013

hypotenuse 

In a three-way, the member who is the only participant of their gender is the hypotenuse. SUch a term is used because in a right triangle, the side that's across from the right angle is referred to as the hypotenuse. It is the unique side of the triangle, just as the only member of their given gender in a three-way is unique in that situation.
Person 1: "Dude, you'll never believe it. I was in a three-way last night. And I got to be the hypotenuse!"

Person 2: "Lucky. I've never even been in a three-way."
hypotenuse by PearlJam24 May 17, 2014

Hypotenuse 

Code word for penis.

Based on the fact that when your penis is erect it points kinda up and kinda out. So, it is on an odd angle, like the longest side of a right angled triangle.

Uses:

1. To discretely refer to male genitals.

2. To flame people (IE call them a dick).
1. "My hypotenuse is 12 inches."

2. "You my dear sir, are a hypotenuse."
Hypotenuse by crazfulla December 17, 2010

hypotenuse 

how the hell should I know, bitch?!
fuck you, hypotenuse!
hypotenuse by you know who June 11, 2006