(n) an alternate universe, consisting primarily of cowboy boots, vehicle-filled lawns, oversized pickup trucks, and women wearing bathrobes on front porches while smoking.

the twilight zone was weird... but HOMEDALE... now that's really odd.

Homedale by Ogmosic December 13, 2010

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hosed

1. Messed up completely and without hope; to be in a hoplessly bad condition or position.
2. To spray with water from a hose.
3. Swindled or taken advantage of by deception.
4. To be waylaid and prevented from accomplishing something.

1) This engine is hosed. The pistons are seized and the block is cracked.
2) I hosed down the driveway this morning; now all the leaves and debris are gone.
3) I've been hosed! That Playstation I bought yesterday was an empty case weighted with rocks!
4) A: You, sir, are a hoser. I have done nothing today due to you distracting me! B: Nary, madame, I have hosed you not!

sources: 1) general usage, jargon 2) general usage, literal 3) southern central PA 4) JSD

hosed by ninjamanzz September 3, 2012

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Carolina Hoedown

the act of getting a blowjob after taking a messy shit and not wiping so throughout the entire act your girl has to smell your shit while blowing you. You then ask her to stick a finger in your ass and after everything is said and done, you have left her with a souvenir of a wet, stinky skid mark on her couch or bedsheets.

Friend: Dude did you get laid last night?

Male: No, but I busted out the Carolina Hoedown so bad; her apartment stunk too bad for her to stay so she had to stay with a friend for the night.

Carolina Hoedown by Airmanflipflop June 25, 2009

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Honkey Hoedown

The act of many caucasians gathered in one home or yard and partying, being belligerent , obnoxious, and just listening to some horrible music.

I was late for work again my new neighbors were having a Honkey Hoedown again. At least i got some digits from a few Honkey ho's

Honkey Hoedown by J TIZZLE October 26, 2012

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