hoed

hoed means to be insulted by a person either playfully or maliciously. hoed and joed are the same thing hoed is what you say around your friends, joed is what you say around a tattle-telling adult...at least in my hood
tracy said you smell like open booty. she hoed you
by liz kindle February 28, 2004
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she got hoed by trey. He said her breath stank!
by liz kindle February 28, 2004
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1) Doing something nice to get complete disrespect from the person the nice act was done for.

2) Starting a conversation with a female who rejects you/shuts you down.

3) Paying large amounts of money or working very hard for nothing in return.

4) Etc...you get the picture.
1) I just helped Johnny do his Chem homework. He didn't even say thanks, or help me with my Calc. That ass hole hoed me for the last time.

2) Hey baby, wat's up? ........ Bitch hoed me!

3) Just paid the last of my court fines, man I got so hoed.
by minminns September 08, 2006
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1. A word mangle of "ho" and "coed".
2. A coed with the charachter traits of a "ho".
3. Girls that college recruiters use to seduce HS athletic scholarship prospects so that the prospect will sign with the college.
The Tennessee football recruiting program used some dropdead georgeous "hoeds" to help sign their new recruits.

Suzy is really enjoying college. She is such a hoed.

Those girls at KA are all hoeds.
by RichardCheddar December 20, 2009
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bob-what did u do after the party last night
fred-i got hoed man!
by qtr than u April 05, 2003
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ho ho ho, it's christmas!
by Tom Thirwall August 30, 2003
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The three words Santa Clause says when he sees your mother, aunt and sister in the same room.
by Roy- December 20, 2006
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