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Hovsep is a handsome looking person that is always in the right lane. Nice, amazing and awsome person. Good at soccer and is a rich ass man.
Hovsep is soooo rich and handsome.
Hovsep by Alexandra Finna December 17, 2018
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Goody-two-shoes, soccer obsessed moron, and sucks at Speed Runners. Usually too short for age and self-absorbed and lives in denial of his sexuality.
That guy is so hovsep
Hovsep by ShuraForest May 29, 2018

houseparty whore

A certain person, boy or girl, that joins in on certain rooms just for attention.
Marta is such a houseparty whore. She was jumping from room to room last night.
houseparty whore by Pepe Ortega December 6, 2016

Housepainter

the incognito term for a hit man
I need a housepainter. My wife is cheating on me with some turd and I want to off her.
Housepainter by tenbeerqueer January 26, 2017

Horsepistol 

(noun) a redneck term referring to a long term medical facility, modern day hospital, a place where injured people seek care
"Great papaw Ulyss is in the horsepistol again with a broken hip after gettin into another fist fight with Aunt Mavis."
Horsepistol by Mistin March 4, 2009

louisiana hosepipe 

The act of spraying fiery hot dierhia into a lovers mouth while pissing an wanking at the same time.
Joe Louisiana hosepiped Abby last night and she returned the favor with a glass bottom boat.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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