A portmanteau of the words hoe and Joseph, used to describe someone named Joseph who is a hoe and/or a tool.
Alternative definition: the pronunciation of the name Joseph by someone who speaks Spanish.
Alternative definition: the pronunciation of the name Joseph by someone who speaks Spanish.
by raulgomez April 3, 2010
A person named Joe or Joseph that tends to be a bit of a man whore of ho. Although totally awesome and "legit" a Hoseph is also a bit on the socially awkward side. He is cute in the same way a puppy is, but his bark has bite. Although he may get around the Hoseph is a one woman sort of guy. He is often characterized as a stereotypical "nice guy" and with a general disdain for tools.
Chick: Hey did you hear Claire is dating this guy named Joe. He totally gave her flowers the other night! It's weird he has a reputation for being such a man whore, I don't see it in him.
Other chick: He sounds like real Hoseph!
Chick: and how!
Other chick: He sounds like real Hoseph!
Chick: and how!
by Inferioryodel August 23, 2012
by bill prickly July 4, 2006
by Emo fag:) March 22, 2021
It's a man that pretends that he's good at badminton, but who's actually not. A Hoseph is usually braging about his family but can't do anything by himself.
You're such a Hoseph!
by pp on the pp June 10, 2022