Hoeseph

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A hoeseph is to be a female 'bro' or 'broseph' to another person (this other person can be male or female). This is only to be used for females that follow the brother code and is never an insult.

Derived from the word hoe, a female derogatory, though manipulated in the tough exterior from a friend to appear humorous and not a legitimate insult. Followed up and replaced in broseph form.

A hoeseph is the equivalent female version of broseph. Males and females may have multiple brosephs and hoesephs.

Guy Friend - Hey broseph is that your girl friend?

You - Nah man, she's cool though... She's my hoeseph.

Guy Friend - A hoeseph of yours is a hoeseph of mine, welcome to the group!

Female Friend/Hoeseph - Thanks broseph!

Hoeseph by Master Samus October 11, 2011

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hoeseph

an extremely hairy mamal

I believe that mamoth would be classified as a hoeseph

hoeseph by Sebastien Rubenstein November 28, 2004

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hoeseph

the boy in your life that is such a bitch but he's lowkey super cuddly and sweet. he can be an asshole and blackmail you for affection because he's such a hoeseph.

God dammit Joe! Stop acting like a hoeseph

hoeseph by LunaOrion November 30, 2017

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Hoeseph Broseph

A gay dude that can’t find any other gay dudes so he tries to make strait guys gay.

This Hoeseph Broseph is makin this kid gay in Alabama.

Hoeseph Broseph by BlueSeaViper February 16, 2019

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lil housephone

A black rapper from Hawthorne ca who is addicted to ketamine and fent xans

Damn lil housephone is in the kitchen snorting horse tranquilizer again.

lil housephone by Adthemarvelous March 12, 2021

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Hoseph

A portmanteau of the words hoe and Joseph, used to describe someone named Joseph who is a hoe and/or a tool.

Alternative definition: the pronunciation of the name Joseph by someone who speaks Spanish.

1: Hey Hoseph you're such a Hobosexual.
2: STFU n00b *proceeds to have sex with hobo*

Hoseph by raulgomez April 2, 2010

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Hoe-seph

The female version of broseph. It has no relation to being a hoe. A hoe-seph is a bro who is a girl. Usually the non bitch of girl community.

Hey what's up Hoe-seph?

Hoe-seph by Chasm of Gasm August 28, 2011

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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