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When the fornication is about to occour the male specimen suddenly prematurely ejaculates. Just one touch from a female is all it can take. This act is one of the most shameful things a man can do and it will rip you of your manhood.
Oh mate I was with the hottest bird last night. I couldn’t help it and i pulled a bloody hoskie!
HOSKIE by cqksyy887 November 1, 2017
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The Hoskins

The morally repugnant, visually deplorable, and physically gruesome act of engaging in sexual intercourse with an extremely robust woman who was most likely the failed genetic offspring of a reproductive scientist's attempt to crossbreed Rosie O'Donnell, an Amazonian Manatee, a Naked Mole Rat, Chris Farley, and a Blobfish. Often, doing "The Hoskins" is caused by ingesting massive amounts of alcohol, poor friendship, and a serious psychological defect which allows the perpetrator to push past the normal threshold where an average person would succumb to violent puking seizures and the complete retraction of the male reproductive organs inside the body (as a turtle does when danger is near).

Additionally, "The Hoskins" may refer to a dance move in which an individual outstretches their arms in a semi-circular fashion (as if trying to give a bear hug), bends their knees, and furiously thrusts their pelvis at a number of different speeds and angles. "The Back Brace" is a popular variation of "The Hoskins" in which the dancer places one hand upon the lower back while making facial expressions that indicate severe pain and discomfort.
Jim: "Hey Don, did you hear about M.J. last weekend? He did 'The Hoskins'!!!"

Don: "That sick fucker. I wouldn't do The Hoskins with someone else's dick and the ability to erase memories!"

Or

Girl 1: "What is that guy doing over there?"

Girl 2: "I think he's doing "The Hoskins" with the back brace variation."

Girl 1: "That is sooo sexy. I wish someone would teach me how to do "The Hoskins"!
The Hoskins by Mr. Will November 10, 2010

hokie kamokie 

An expression of extreme surprise or dismay at a totally unexpected event, or turn of events.
Tim: Rats, my on-line storage account just dropped all my back-up data.
Cindy: Hokie kamokie! You're screwed unless you optical disked it too.
hokie kamokie by LouLou604 May 20, 2010

Honkie House 

A home made up of at least three (3) Caucasian residents (and only Caucasian residents) in a primarily black neighborhood. These "honkies" are very white, but will attempt to camouflage into the surroundings by spending a lot of time on their porch, using phrases like "mmm hmm decent", and giving patrol cars the middle finger as they pass by slowly on the street.
Have you been to the Honkie House in Manayunk? Those crackers know how to throw a party!
Honkie House by moyer48 May 4, 2010
Shit. To have the shits. Liquid fecal matter, often accompanied by malodorous gaseous emissions.
Hosking yeah! OR I can't come in to work today as my guts are all Hosking.
Hosking by FoxyLG June 11, 2015
When used as a swear word, hostie may also written without the letters "h", "e" or without both letters.
It is a french biblical word (the sacramental bread) often used by canadians as a curse word. (specially in Québec) It is pronounced "us tea".
Like many other biblical words (such as "tabarnak", "calisse", "sacrament"...) hostie can be used as the following:
1. noun (to insult)
2. adjective (to enhance a lot - most common use)

Note: Other words, such as "calisse" (pronounced "Kah lyss") mentioned earlier, can also be used as verbs. ("M'a te calisser", which means "I'll give you", in a violent way)
1. Ah, mon hostie... (usually replaced by "Why you little...", but could also be replaced by any insult)
2. A) Un hostie de... (can be replaced by "really", as in "A really big cake")
Hostie by Le_Franco-ontarien September 10, 2010