Hosken

1. Hosken is the last name of someone who is hot and has a big penis

wow Tim is a Hosken

by Hipposniper November 9, 2016

Hosken

The last name of someone who smells like shit and wears black clothes all day. May also partake in anal gaping

“I saw Timothy Hosken anal gaping this morning mal “

by Henry's friend February 11, 2024

The Hoskins

The morally repugnant, visually deplorable, and physically gruesome act of engaging in sexual intercourse with an extremely robust woman who was most likely the failed genetic offspring of a reproductive scientist's attempt to crossbreed Rosie O'Donnell, an Amazonian Manatee, a Naked Mole Rat, Chris Farley, and a Blobfish. Often, doing "The Hoskins" is caused by ingesting massive amounts of alcohol, poor friendship, and a serious psychological defect which allows the perpetrator to push past the normal threshold where an average person would succumb to violent puking seizures and the complete retraction of the male reproductive organs inside the body (as a turtle does when danger is near).

Additionally, "The Hoskins" may refer to a dance move in which an individual outstretches their arms in a semi-circular fashion (as if trying to give a bear hug), bends their knees, and furiously thrusts their pelvis at a number of different speeds and angles. "The Back Brace" is a popular variation of "The Hoskins" in which the dancer places one hand upon the lower back while making facial expressions that indicate severe pain and discomfort.

Jim: "Hey Don, did you hear about M.J. last weekend? He did 'The Hoskins'!!!"

Don: "That sick fucker. I wouldn't do The Hoskins with someone else's dick and the ability to erase memories!"

Or

Girl 1: "What is that guy doing over there?"

Girl 2: "I think he's doing "The Hoskins" with the back brace variation."

Girl 1: "That is sooo sexy. I wish someone would teach me how to do "The Hoskins"!

by Mr. Will November 10, 2010

Hosking

Shit. To have the shits. Liquid fecal matter, often accompanied by malodorous gaseous emissions.

Hosking yeah! OR I can't come in to work today as my guts are all Hosking.

by FoxyLG June 11, 2015

honkenbonkers

DEFINITIONS:
1) someone or something that is crazy or awesome!

2) something you say after yourself or someone does something awesome or crazy.

3) To achieve greatness

4) Crazy, wild, insane, psycho, ect

5) It can also go well with almost anything else you say

*also a good hashtag! #honkenbonkers*

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EXAMPLES:
1) - "That was honkenbonkers

- "he punched the guy, he is honkenbonkers"

- "im honkenbonkers"

2) - "I just slapped that booty!" "honkenbonkers"

- "I just lifted 300lbs" "honkenbonkers"

3) - "I’m going to college" "honkenbonkers"

- "I made tons of money$$$!" "honkenbonkers"

- "Im geting Swole" "honkenbonkers"

4) - just randomly screaming "HONKENBONKERS"

- going around fist-bumping people and saying "honkenbonkers"

5) - "hi, honkenbonkers"

- "come over, honkenbonkers"

- "pizza is honkenbonkers"

by Honken_Bonken_REED May 13, 2014

Hosaena

Hosaena is a beautiful Ethiopian girl with an awesome attitude! Hosaena's usually have dark, curly hair, are tall, and athletic. Hosaena's are usually very energetic and friendly. Sometimes it gets a bit annoying but they always mean well and love all of their friends. Hosaena's lack in the self confidence sector but is always there when others are in need. You will love any Hosaena you meet, hold on to her!

That Hosaena is such a friendly person!!

by 200455181 June 13, 2019

The Hoskins Cut

The term was developed to describe the method of switching a high cost product with an identically looking low cost product in order to maximise profits. It is believed to have been first used by Juan Pablo Hoskin in mexico in 1978 when he was the first person to suggest switching cocaine with baking soda.

I used the Hoskins Cut to maximise my profits, switching a high cost item with a cheaper product.

by dkabab February 27, 2015