hosemonster

a ho, whore, or a real easy girl to have sex with

jody is such a hosemonster, she did me and jay last night.

by mitchell paul February 21, 2004

Hosemonster

(noun) A warm and caring term for any male or female teen who exhibits the qualitative human characteristics of being simultaneously daring, humorous and charismatic.

"You hosemonster", laughed Max, after after witnessing his friend stop a water balloon while on a fast moving skateboard.

Jill, the class clown, showed up at the toga party dressed as Cleopatra's Viper...in pink. "You are such a Hosemonster", exclaimed Valeria.

Frank was home coming king and the school hosemonster.

by LaJollaDuck February 4, 2010

hosemeister

1: (n.) (Slang) One who is renowned for, has expertise in, or is a connoisseur of the use of his hose, schlong, or manly member.

2: (n.) (Slang) An unpleasant, disreputable person, expressedly male; one whose attitudes and behaviors are dominated by the motives and odor of his penis.

"I used to like Heathcliff, but as I get to know him, I'm coming to the realization that he's a total hosemeister" (From _Wuthering Heights, Party Remix_ by Emilio Bronte)

by Chauncy G. December 4, 2004

Hornmonster

Someone who is so horny that they become a monster of horniness. Hormones. Hormones everywhere. They want to get in someone's pants

Tyler: "Woah that girls hot"
Nathan: "I know dude. I want to get into her pants!"
Tyler: "You fucking hornmonster"

by Kittycat1031 October 9, 2013

hose monster

A woman who typically might wear black stockings or pantyhose with a short skirt hiked up to 'bejezus' in a club/bar environment with a specific intention on her part of enducing a multiple of male "stiffies" as a result thereof.

That Laurie Curtis is a real hose monster . . . or at least she used to be back in her prime.

by Veteran Observer July 20, 2006

Hormonster

The result of one's hormones taking over control of their mind and body.

When Murray's system over-produces testosterone, he turns into a hormonster.

by Angie Jane September 12, 2010

hosemastered

When you predict a movie in every aspect from any point in a movie.

We were watching Romeo must die and Dave hosemastered the whole thing down to the aliyah song at the credits.

by Romeomustdie February 20, 2009