a term used to describe two people (usually female) where one is nice looking (the Honey) and the other is ugly (the monster)
Robin: Cor Batman, Look at them two!
Batman: Yes Robin, it's that damn honey-monster theory again!!!
Batman: Yes Robin, it's that damn honey-monster theory again!!!
by Johnny B March 14, 2004
Get the honey-monster mug.A large,lumbering horrific creature. At first glance it is easy to be decieved into thinking that this creature is in fact an ocean dwelling animal. However thorough forensic examinations have proven that this blob of lard, is in all actuall fact a land mammal. Terrifying as this creature may seem it is in actuall fact quiet and hermitt like. The Honey moster is without a doubt the grumpiest and most stubborn creature known to man. Once it has found a place to rest it will stay there for hours refusing to move, even if instructed to leave by a figure of authority.
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Tor:I didn't know they had the giant floats out today, lin they normally only bring them out on a monday.
Linda:That aint no float,Tor, it's that fucking honey monster again.
Tor:Shut up you willy, everyone knows that the honey monster can't exercise because of it's "bad knee".
Linda:I'll bet you a steak bake that it's the honey monster. Look inbetween the ripples of fat and youl see her bullet proof glasses.
Tor:ewwww your right.Sha'mo lets go quick, before she smells the chicken sandwich you just ate.
Tor:I didn't know they had the giant floats out today, lin they normally only bring them out on a monday.
Linda:That aint no float,Tor, it's that fucking honey monster again.
Tor:Shut up you willy, everyone knows that the honey monster can't exercise because of it's "bad knee".
Linda:I'll bet you a steak bake that it's the honey monster. Look inbetween the ripples of fat and youl see her bullet proof glasses.
Tor:ewwww your right.Sha'mo lets go quick, before she smells the chicken sandwich you just ate.
by Jiggalies April 16, 2005
Get the Honey Monster mug.A gentleman, usually a friend, who manages to find and seduce many desirable females in a polite manner despite an apparent lack or drout of such women.
Elliot: Dude, did you hear Ed has got himself another new honey and I can't even find one.
Rob: Man, that guy is a Honey Monster.
Rob: Man, that guy is a Honey Monster.
by E EL DEE August 3, 2008
Get the Honey Monster mug.A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.
An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.
An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."
"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."
by erectism January 11, 2008
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