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hosemonster by mitchell paul February 21, 2004
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Hosemonster
(noun) A warm and caring term for any male or female teen who exhibits the qualitative human characteristics of being simultaneously daring, humorous and charismatic.
"You hosemonster", laughed Max, after after witnessing his friend stop a water balloon while on a fast moving skateboard.
Jill, the class clown, showed up at the toga party dressed as Cleopatra's Viper...in pink. "You are such a Hosemonster", exclaimed Valeria.
Frank was home coming king and the school hosemonster.
Jill, the class clown, showed up at the toga party dressed as Cleopatra's Viper...in pink. "You are such a Hosemonster", exclaimed Valeria.
Frank was home coming king and the school hosemonster.
Hosemonster by LaJollaDuck February 4, 2010
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hosemeister
1: (n.) (Slang) One who is renowned for, has expertise in, or is a connoisseur of the use of his hose, schlong, or manly member.
2: (n.) (Slang) An unpleasant, disreputable person, expressedly male; one whose attitudes and behaviors are dominated by the motives and odor of his penis.
2: (n.) (Slang) An unpleasant, disreputable person, expressedly male; one whose attitudes and behaviors are dominated by the motives and odor of his penis.
"I used to like Heathcliff, but as I get to know him, I'm coming to the realization that he's a total hosemeister" (From _Wuthering Heights, Party Remix_ by Emilio Bronte)
hosemeister by Chauncy G. December 4, 2004
Hornmonster
Someone who is so horny that they become a monster of horniness. Hormones. Hormones everywhere. They want to get in someone's pants
Tyler: "Woah that girls hot"
Nathan: "I know dude. I want to get into her pants!"
Tyler: "You fucking hornmonster"
Nathan: "I know dude. I want to get into her pants!"
Tyler: "You fucking hornmonster"
Hornmonster by Kittycat1031 October 9, 2013
hose monster
A woman who typically might wear black stockings or pantyhose with a short skirt hiked up to 'bejezus' in a club/bar environment with a specific intention on her part of enducing a multiple of male "stiffies" as a result thereof.
hose monster by Veteran Observer July 20, 2006
Hormonster
Hormonster by Angie Jane September 12, 2010
hosemastered
We were watching Romeo must die and Dave hosemastered the whole thing down to the aliyah song at the credits.
hosemastered by Romeomustdie February 20, 2009
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