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Hornmonster 

Someone who is so horny that they become a monster of horniness. Hormones. Hormones everywhere. They want to get in someone's pants
Tyler: "Woah that girls hot"
Nathan: "I know dude. I want to get into her pants!"
Tyler: "You fucking hornmonster"
Hornmonster by Kittycat1031 October 9, 2013

hairmonster 

woman, usually caucasion whom in the 80's used a full can of aquanet hairspray to get all 18" of her hair to pile on top of her head
That hairmonster with the leg warmers and the two tone jeans certainly is bangable
hairmonster by badsean September 4, 2004

homostern 

a glowing blue planet that sends out pink waves of pure homosexuality. can also be used as a word that offends people when you say it to them
p: hey look, i can play american idiot on the guitar
b: that sucks, you're such a homostern
p: i'm offended now

Hornster 

A rat (person) that craves physical and sexual contact with the opposite gender.
Dude! John is such a hornster feelin up all those girls
Hornster by Pigeonsodomizer April 26, 2019

mormonster 

A desciple of the mormon faith who trolls neighborhoods throughout the day, going door-to-door in an attempt to recruit non-believers
Watch out! Do not look directly into the eyes of the mormonster, lest ye be entrapped in its vile grips!

hosemonster 

a ho, whore, or a real easy girl to have sex with
jody is such a hosemonster, she did me and jay last night.
hosemonster by mitchell paul February 21, 2004
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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