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hosed down 

Shot with a gun; either mortally or to the point of where the shooting victim is totally incapacitated.
Hey Mike, did you hear that Chris in Juneau got hosed down a couple of days ago?
hosed down by Telephony November 28, 2011
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hosed down her buttons 

To unleash the contents of your swinging plums over a female's breasts (nipples to be specific)
Smeaton, you still seeing that bird? Yes, I hosed down her buttons last night

Hose down 

To shoot somebody with a gun; shooting in such a manner that the target is either dead as a doorknob or unable to walk away.
Did you hear that Bernie in Seattle got hosed down last week?

I so want to hose down that dumb stupid enemabag, but I don't want to go to jail.
Hose down by Telephony September 14, 2010

hose down the horses 

1(One) male engaging in intimate acts with 5(Five), or more, homosexual females in a raging sextuplet of passion.
Bill: "One second guys, I gotta hose down the horses"
Bob: "Score!"
Joe: "w00t"

digital hose down 

When you use a motor-driven camera so that you can get rapid sequence of multiple shots of a celebrity—that's a digital hose down.
"Britney got the digital hose down from the National Enquirer dude when she showed up at court again."
digital hose down by Spocklette April 4, 2008

geez up hose down 

friendly thugs get out your chairs and beautiful low down woman get down on the flo. Guy laying back, girl giving dome.
Come on guys, stop lampin, geez up hose down!
geez up hose down by emote June 22, 2010

hose you down

to ejaculate all over a females face.
Man: "Bitch! I'm gonna HOSE YOU DOWN."



Bitch: "Whaat? So you're gonna jizz on me?"



hose you down by kylevincejoechris October 23, 2008
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