horthetic

something which is too pathetic for words.

What he said was horthetic. Not only did he falsely accuse her, but her opponent is guilty of the same.

by dj-bejam February 4, 2010

homothetically

the idea of thought of a homosexual or speaking like a homosexual.

Homothetically speaking, the man's ass is hot.

by freedontime February 21, 2006

hathetic

A portmanteau adjective describing something that is both hateful and pathetic - obviously a word that our current social environment needs desperately. It was coined, so far as I know, by blogger Andrew Sullivan, used to describe such things as a 45-year old clip of Barry McGuire singing "Eve of Destruction" with a notable grimace on Shindig, in tight white jeans with a moody junkyard stage set and interpretive "dancing" behind him. Obviously also useful in summarizing the Glenn Beck vibe.

Sarah Palin's attempts at political analysis and debate aim so low and miss so badly that they are merely hathetic.

by Fobbio November 27, 2010

homothetical

A hypothetical gay proposal, typically between friends.

I done drank myself gay again. Would you fuck me Justin, homothetically speaking of course.

by Ponchey March 30, 2017

hoesthetics

the act of being a hoe or the appreciation of being a hoe

This girl got hella hoesthetics! She be gloating about her getting dick and she flirts with all the niggas at school.

by cashmoney_ November 3, 2017

Hortastic

A description of a situation that is both horrible and fantastic at the same time.

Any visibly unsafe situation brought on by heaps of clothing, old newspapers and floor-to-ceiling rat towers becomes exponentially hortastic when there’s a loaded 12-gauge or two jammed in the center of it all.

by Turik March 9, 2010

hoesthetic

The aesthetic style of a hoe. If someone is a hoe, they have a certain look or style. The term was coined by the stylist Farren Fucci.

Jessie: You look so trashy, Melinda, what happened?
Melinda: It's called hoesthetics. It's how I get all the guys.

by 6ft March 3, 2017