Hortastic

A description of a situation that is both horrible and fantastic at the same time.

Any visibly unsafe situation brought on by heaps of clothing, old newspapers and floor-to-ceiling rat towers becomes exponentially hortastic when there’s a loaded 12-gauge or two jammed in the center of it all.

Hortastic by Turik March 9, 2010

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Hotastic

An adjective for something a ho would find fantastic.

A fantastic ho.

That outfit is hotastic!
You have hotastic boots.

Hotastic by Laurie May 6, 2004

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hoetastic

A word used to describe a location with a plethora of extravagant looking females that act in ways that aren't deemed acceptable to society's standards.

Man....I cannot wizzait to go to school tomorrow! It's so freaking hoetastic.

hoetastic by joemammy March 2, 2007

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Homtastic

Basically a mock on the word 'fantastic', where 'hom' stands for homo.
Can be used when someone utters an apparently sweet sentence, which can be easily confused to be a homosexual one.

Becky: "I gaze up at the sun, and I'm comforted because I know that the same sun's light is lighting your face." What do you think?

Johnny: Homtastic!

Becky: "Huh?"

Johnny: "That sounded gay, not that there is anything wrong with it."

Becky: Hey, I am a girl. I am allowed!

Johnny: Right, I forgot. Girls can get away with anything.

Homtastic by Johnnyquidd December 9, 2010