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Hortastic
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A
description
of a situation that is both
horrible
and
fantastic
at the same time.
Any visibly unsafe situation brought on by heaps of
clothing
, old newspapers and floor-to-ceiling rat towers becomes
exponentially
hortastic when there’s a loaded 12-gauge or two jammed in
the center
of it all.
Hortastic
by
Turik
March 9, 2010
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