God I hope she doesn't read this!
The hottest thing on two legs...um...I mean on her back.
Tera Patrick is such a whore.
A type of hair found in your hamburger.
Officer Farva had a pubic hair stuck in his teeth after eating at McDickless.
Really cool people.
Do Eskimos dip their dick in antifreeze?
A Democratic Semen Recepticle.
Bill and Al fucked her intern.
ready to take some action.
I fittin ta nut onya Shaquineesha.