24 definitions by aereilly

self service

Taking care of yourself, while your wife has her Aunt Flo in town.

Pulled in to get some gash, but all they had was red diesel, had to go to the john for some self service.

by aereilly July 30, 2003

hornet

The best way to catch a hooker.(whore net)

The police let a hornet into the crackhouse.

by aereilly July 31, 2003

sleep

Married sex.

God I hope she doesn't read this!

by aereilly August 3, 2003

eskimo

Really cool people.

Do Eskimos dip their dick in antifreeze?

by aereilly August 3, 2003

cumback

When an out of work pornstar returns for an encore performance, for $500.

This week Bunny Blu makes her cumback.

by aereilly July 30, 2003

love ewe

1)To mount your mutton.

2)an inflatable companion.

3)a blow up sheep doll you fuck.

Democrats go home every night to their love ewe.

by aereilly July 31, 2003

dragnet

The best way to catch a Queen.

The police had a dragnet at Andy Dick's House last night. (Also see hornet)

by aereilly July 31, 2003