horsenut 

Something that is ridiculous:
Something tells you something bogus, or tries to sell you something for way too much money.

someone tried to sell me their car for $$$. What kind of horsenut deal is that?

Your boss tells you, you can’t take time of for Christmas vacation this year so you complain to your friend, “what kinda’ horsenut deal is that?”

horsenut by UrbanSofa September 12, 2021

Horsenuts 

Vulgar Slang

Noun: Nonsense, Lies, or Exaggerated talk or writing

Synonyms: Bullshit, Malarkey, Rubbish, Baloney, Crap

The Doctor said my bill from today's medical check up is going to $2,023.25. That's horsenuts if he thinks I am going to pay that!

Horsenuts by Blackmafia72 May 25, 2023

horsenuts 

A man with an oversized package of nuts.

Woah Garry! You’ve got some massive horsenuts!

horsenuts by Tinywienergang October 8, 2020

Horsenuts 

Horsenuts are 9 year olds who Stan Zoe levarne periodt.

horsenuts are fricking crackheads.

Horsenuts by Boopmynose April 12, 2020

Horsecut 

1. A person that is a legend in his own head, and tries to single handedly, yet not naively, save the world. Although he may be extremely cynical, he has a fine-tuned moral compass, and can never manage to perform an ill-intentioned deed. Also, tries desperately to live up to their alter ego, Cutslut.

2. A person with the absolute highest degree of sarcasm that can fit into a personality.

3. A absolutely wicked and legendary Giza.

That Horsecut has dealt with his share of issues and now he is living up to his true Cutslut self.

That Horsecut made fun of my crocks and hurt my feelings.

Did you catch that Horsecut over there, he just gave me an epic light show!

Horsecut by CeCe44 April 29, 2008