Horsenuts

Vulgar Slang

Noun: Nonsense, Lies, or Exaggerated talk or writing

Synonyms: Bullshit, Malarkey, Rubbish, Baloney, Crap

The Doctor said my bill from today's medical check up is going to $2,023.25. That's horsenuts if he thinks I am going to pay that!

by Blackmafia72 May 25, 2023

horsenuts

A man with an oversized package of nuts.

Woah Garry! You’ve got some massive horsenuts!

by Tinywienergang October 8, 2020

Horsenuts

Horsenuts are 9 year olds who Stan Zoe levarne periodt.

horsenuts are fricking crackheads.

by Boopmynose April 12, 2020

Hoenuts

Some 9 year old girls who support a groomer.

Zoe Laverne is an ugly female dog.

Zonuts suck.

Lets' call them Hoenuts!!!

by uarefads April 8, 2021

Horsepussy

A gross injustice; An unfortunate state of events; Something so egregious that the word bullshit would be an understatement

Monte: Man, I was really looking forward to a beer after work but my wife just text me and said I have to go to the dirty hippie farm to pick up vegetables.

Luke: Awww man that really sucks...

Monte: That's horsepussy. I mean I could have gone on Sunday but I would have been late for the baseball game.

Luke: Which also would have been horsepussy.

by Flizzle62 May 7, 2009

hoenuts

immature kids who stan zoe laverne and are clowns.

boy: who likes zoe laverne?
girl: hoenuts

by blacknailpolish December 15, 2019

horsenut

Something that is ridiculous:
Something tells you something bogus, or tries to sell you something for way too much money.

someone tried to sell me their car for $$$. What kind of horsenut deal is that?

Your boss tells you, you can’t take time of for Christmas vacation this year so you complain to your friend, “what kinda’ horsenut deal is that?”

by UrbanSofa September 12, 2021