horsegag
The famous Internet video clip of a woman giving a blow job to a horse. The horse proceeds to ejaculate into the woman's mouth causing her to choke.
horsegag by koopa troopa esq. December 3, 2005
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Horsefag
(n.) - A mildly Autistic male who tends to be that guy. Typically hangs out with girls who are significantly younger than him; but, remains a virgin until late in life. Extremely socially awkward and makes out with girls after they've given cooler and less socially awkward males dome.
Male Friend 1: Hey man, I think our friend is a Horsefag. He has to at least have Aspergers or something.
Male Friend 2: Yeah man probably, he made the most Horsefag faces after he ruined our beach party.
Male Friend 1: I think we should get him tested.
Horsefag: I'm right here guys.
Male Friend 2: Shut the fuck up Garrett.
Unlucky Female: Hey I just blew a popular football player with a big dick. Anyone here want to makeout for a little?
Horsefag: Yeah brah, I'm game.
Unlucky Female: OK, but you're mildly autistic so keep your hands where I can see them.
Male Friend 2: Yeah man probably, he made the most Horsefag faces after he ruined our beach party.
Male Friend 1: I think we should get him tested.
Horsefag: I'm right here guys.
Male Friend 2: Shut the fuck up Garrett.
Unlucky Female: Hey I just blew a popular football player with a big dick. Anyone here want to makeout for a little?
Horsefag: Yeah brah, I'm game.
Unlucky Female: OK, but you're mildly autistic so keep your hands where I can see them.
Horsefag by Horsefag Tamers November 28, 2010
Related Words
horsegag • Horsefag • Horsegasm • Horsegate • horsebag • horsegangslut • Horse vagina • horse faggot • Horse Gang • Horse Garbage
Horsegasm
Horsegasm by HeadShot223 June 15, 2010
Horsevagina
The New word for a "Mushtashe"
The Horsevagina is the mother of all Mushtashes and people will honour you for your greatness and if people people dont know who you are, its because you have no mushtashe or if you are a woman.
The Horsevagina is the mother of all Mushtashes and people will honour you for your greatness and if people people dont know who you are, its because you have no mushtashe or if you are a woman.
A Man Has a Horsevagina!
Horsevagina by RoflFeen0 June 22, 2010
horsegangslut
horsegangslut by Augusta Dillon November 23, 2007
horsevagina
1. the vagina of a horse. often what baby horses are pushed out of.
2. where all of the Twilight books have seemingly emerged from. No one knows why, they just have.
2. where all of the Twilight books have seemingly emerged from. No one knows why, they just have.
1. oh man, that poor thing. having to be pushed out of a horsevagina!
2. Guy 1: "Did you read TWILIGHT!!! they were so AMAZING!!! I just want to marry edward cullen!!! he is soooo sexy!!!"
Guy 2: "Those horsevagina novels? man, they are so stupid!"
Guy 3: "guy 1, you are such a faggety andy"
2. Guy 1: "Did you read TWILIGHT!!! they were so AMAZING!!! I just want to marry edward cullen!!! he is soooo sexy!!!"
Guy 2: "Those horsevagina novels? man, they are so stupid!"
Guy 3: "guy 1, you are such a faggety andy"
horsevagina by horsevagina April 27, 2010
Horsegate
"To shut the stable door after the horse has bolted", an idiom as old as horsemanship. Now it has a one shorthand, Hashtag friendly word to define the entire concept due to David Cameron and Razor the police horse in the scandal referred to as Horsegate. The origins on Gate as a suffix are in the Watergate trials of Richard Nixon
Horsegate by MikeSynonymous June 20, 2012
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