horsegag
The famous Internet video clip of a woman giving a blow job to a horse. The horse proceeds to ejaculate into the woman's mouth causing her to choke.
horsegag by koopa troopa esq. December 3, 2005
Words you can keep
Horsefag
(n.) - A mildly Autistic male who tends to be that guy. Typically hangs out with girls who are significantly younger than him; but, remains a virgin until late in life. Extremely socially awkward and makes out with girls after they've given cooler and less socially awkward males dome.
Male Friend 1: Hey man, I think our friend is a Horsefag. He has to at least have Aspergers or something.
Male Friend 2: Yeah man probably, he made the most Horsefag faces after he ruined our beach party.
Male Friend 1: I think we should get him tested.
Horsefag: I'm right here guys.
Male Friend 2: Shut the fuck up Garrett.
Unlucky Female: Hey I just blew a popular football player with a big dick. Anyone here want to makeout for a little?
Horsefag: Yeah brah, I'm game.
Unlucky Female: OK, but you're mildly autistic so keep your hands where I can see them.
Male Friend 2: Yeah man probably, he made the most Horsefag faces after he ruined our beach party.
Male Friend 1: I think we should get him tested.
Horsefag: I'm right here guys.
Male Friend 2: Shut the fuck up Garrett.
Unlucky Female: Hey I just blew a popular football player with a big dick. Anyone here want to makeout for a little?
Horsefag: Yeah brah, I'm game.
Unlucky Female: OK, but you're mildly autistic so keep your hands where I can see them.
Horsefag by Horsefag Tamers November 28, 2010
Related Words
horsegag • Horsefag • Horsegasm • Horsegate • horsebag • horsegangslut • Horse vagina • horse faggot • Horse Gang • Horse Garbage
Horsegasm
Horsegasm by HeadShot223 June 15, 2010
Horsevagina
The New word for a "Mushtashe"
The Horsevagina is the mother of all Mushtashes and people will honour you for your greatness and if people people dont know who you are, its because you have no mushtashe or if you are a woman.
The Horsevagina is the mother of all Mushtashes and people will honour you for your greatness and if people people dont know who you are, its because you have no mushtashe or if you are a woman.
A Man Has a Horsevagina!
Horsevagina by RoflFeen0 June 22, 2010
horsegangslut
horsegangslut by Augusta Dillon November 23, 2007
horsevagina
1. the vagina of a horse. often what baby horses are pushed out of.
2. where all of the Twilight books have seemingly emerged from. No one knows why, they just have.
2. where all of the Twilight books have seemingly emerged from. No one knows why, they just have.
1. oh man, that poor thing. having to be pushed out of a horsevagina!
2. Guy 1: "Did you read TWILIGHT!!! they were so AMAZING!!! I just want to marry edward cullen!!! he is soooo sexy!!!"
Guy 2: "Those horsevagina novels? man, they are so stupid!"
Guy 3: "guy 1, you are such a faggety andy"
2. Guy 1: "Did you read TWILIGHT!!! they were so AMAZING!!! I just want to marry edward cullen!!! he is soooo sexy!!!"
Guy 2: "Those horsevagina novels? man, they are so stupid!"
Guy 3: "guy 1, you are such a faggety andy"
horsevagina by horsevagina April 27, 2010
Horsegate
"To shut the stable door after the horse has bolted", an idiom as old as horsemanship. Now it has a one shorthand, Hashtag friendly word to define the entire concept due to David Cameron and Razor the police horse in the scandal referred to as Horsegate. The origins on Gate as a suffix are in the Watergate trials of Richard Nixon
Horsegate by MikeSynonymous June 20, 2012
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dirrty
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!