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Horsefag 

(n.) - A mildly Autistic male who tends to be that guy. Typically hangs out with girls who are significantly younger than him; but, remains a virgin until late in life. Extremely socially awkward and makes out with girls after they've given cooler and less socially awkward males dome.
Male Friend 1: Hey man, I think our friend is a Horsefag. He has to at least have Aspergers or something.
Male Friend 2: Yeah man probably, he made the most Horsefag faces after he ruined our beach party.
Male Friend 1: I think we should get him tested.
Horsefag: I'm right here guys.
Male Friend 2: Shut the fuck up Garrett.

Unlucky Female: Hey I just blew a popular football player with a big dick. Anyone here want to makeout for a little?
Horsefag: Yeah brah, I'm game.
Unlucky Female: OK, but you're mildly autistic so keep your hands where I can see them.
Horsefag by Horsefag Tamers November 28, 2010
Related Words

Horsegasm 

To have an orgasm so extreme you neigh like a horse.
My girlfriend rubbed, rode, and sucked me so much last night that I had a horsegasm.
Horsegasm by HeadShot223 June 15, 2010

Horsevagina 

The New word for a "Mushtashe"

The Horsevagina is the mother of all Mushtashes and people will honour you for your greatness and if people people dont know who you are, its because you have no mushtashe or if you are a woman.
A Man Has a Horsevagina!
Horsevagina by RoflFeen0 June 22, 2010

horsegangslut 

Whore Skank Slut. Abreviated. A word invented by the best.
Shes a hella horsegangslut!
horsegangslut by Augusta Dillon November 23, 2007

horsevagina 

1. the vagina of a horse. often what baby horses are pushed out of.

2. where all of the Twilight books have seemingly emerged from. No one knows why, they just have.
1. oh man, that poor thing. having to be pushed out of a horsevagina!

2. Guy 1: "Did you read TWILIGHT!!! they were so AMAZING!!! I just want to marry edward cullen!!! he is soooo sexy!!!"

Guy 2: "Those horsevagina novels? man, they are so stupid!"
Guy 3: "guy 1, you are such a faggety andy"
horsevagina by horsevagina April 27, 2010
"To shut the stable door after the horse has bolted", an idiom as old as horsemanship. Now it has a one shorthand, Hashtag friendly word to define the entire concept due to David Cameron and Razor the police horse in the scandal referred to as Horsegate. The origins on Gate as a suffix are in the Watergate trials of Richard Nixon
Getting health insurance after your first paragliding accident is a bit horsegate.
Horsegate by MikeSynonymous June 20, 2012