Horsevagina 

The New word for a "Mushtashe"

The Horsevagina is the mother of all Mushtashes and people will honour you for your greatness and if people people dont know who you are, its because you have no mushtashe or if you are a woman.

A Man Has a Horsevagina!

Horsevagina by RoflFeen0 June 22, 2010

horsevagina 

1. the vagina of a horse. often what baby horses are pushed out of.

2. where all of the Twilight books have seemingly emerged from. No one knows why, they just have.

1. oh man, that poor thing. having to be pushed out of a horsevagina!

2. Guy 1: "Did you read TWILIGHT!!! they were so AMAZING!!! I just want to marry edward cullen!!! he is soooo sexy!!!"

Guy 2: "Those horsevagina novels? man, they are so stupid!"
Guy 3: "guy 1, you are such a faggety andy"

horsevagina by horsevagina April 27, 2010

Giant Horse Vagina 

A mustache that resembles a horse's vagina...google it.

Firefighter #1: Hey that guy knows how to use a fire hose
Firefighter #2: Of course he does! Just look at that Giant horse vagina

Giant Horse Vagina by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010

Horse vagina 

Level up from a 13 pounder, where the vagina is not only extremely heavy but also hairy and is caked with dried pee and blood on the lips. This gives the vagina a smell that resembles that of a man that has died in an earthquake.

Star Jones has the worlds most hamajang horse vagina.

Horse vagina by PUBEHEADS January 15, 2004

Giant Horse Vagina 

A moustache is sometimes called a Giant Horse Vagina, due to it's utterly close resemblance to an actual horse's vagina. Moustaches also go by a few other names, such as Soup Strainer, Lip Whiskers. First used by Peter Griffin from Family Guy.

Meg: OMG Peter, What's on your face???
Peter: Meg, it goes by many names, soup strainer, lip whiskers, and until very recently, giant horse vagina, but I prefer the term moustache.
Wife: ooh, I think it's sexy!

Giant Horse Vagina by CrazyIceCR3AM March 6, 2021

housevagina 

A new, gender neutral word for the modern age. A synonym for the offensive, "housewife".

A humble resolution to the issue posed by Cardiff Metropolitan University, on the subject of gendered words. Since gender and sex are completely unrelated things, this is a viable solution to the problem.

My spouse is a real, old fashioned housevagina. They stay at home and take care of the kids.

housevagina by Cool Man Goopy March 12, 2017