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housebear 

A nefarious, demanding little creature (preferably fuzzy but may not be so) that trudges around the house and knocks over all of your shit. Cats, dogs, maybe small children.
I'm being terrorized by a housebear!
housebear by seriouslywtf October 9, 2007

horsebeast 

Female, often presumed human, with an uncanny resemblence of a horse. Not to be confused with Centaurus, the character from Greek mythology who was half man, half horse (although similarities are certainly likely to exist).
Femle with pertruding long teeth
horsebeast by napa2046 November 9, 2004

Horseburger 

A low quality burger whose meat is of unknown origin. Often served at McDonalds and to a lesser extent, Burger King.
That Big Mac I had tasted like crap, think they served me a fuckin' horseburger!
Horseburger by rawtoenail July 19, 2007

Horseburger 

Burger made from horses.
Mostly from horses that fall down at tracks. They kill them and make them into horseburgers.
Im so hungry I could eat a horseburger.

What u eatin there?
Its a Horsebugrer

Gallop to a horseburger near you!!
Horseburger by Mike D, that bme February 10, 2009

horseteeth 

big freakin horseteeth
she sucked my dizzick and bit my tip of my dick cleean off the balls with her big fuckin horseteeth
horseteeth by whorelick October 23, 2007

Horsebreeding 

A code word for something that is considered embarrassing to say in public.
"Hey man, you wanna duel tonight?" "Don't call it that! Call it horsebreeding or something."
Horsebreeding by kaibaboy October 23, 2012
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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