horseteeth

big freakin horseteeth

she sucked my dizzick and bit my tip of my dick cleean off the balls with her big fuckin horseteeth

by whorelick October 23, 2007

horsefeathers

A term used in place of swear words, but with the same emphasis. Rooted at meaning "impossible," as horses obviously lack feathers.

Bush has resigned from his presidency? Horsefeathers!

by G. Thomas May 21, 2008

horse teeth

The horse teeth condition occurs in some women when they smile. Smiling causes their upper lip to move up way above their gums, revealing huge teeth and big red gums, much like a horse's mouth.

I could never date a girl who had horse teeth.

by RexGibson February 3, 2006

horse teeth

an another way of saying someone has abnormally above average sized teeth (primarily cristian)

this nibba cristian straight up got horse teeth ya feel me?

by the best gamer October 29, 2017

Horsefeathers

Horsefeathers Clothing www.horsefeathers.eu

This is a Czech skating brand. They have an FMX, Snow, Skate and ski team. Like DC or any other skate brand, but its not mainstream at all maybe in Czech Republic.

See also Nugget Clothing, Funstorm, Represent, Meatfly, Fucking Weather, Vehicle (Clothing)

Do you have Horsefeathers? Yeah. :O

by Mr.Pranksta December 25, 2010

Candy Ass (aka Horse Teeth and Mr. Ed)

(noun) Someone with a colossal rear-end
who talks like a valley girl, walks as if she has a pole shoved up her ass, has horse teeth and gallops to work in an Audi which she pays $369/mo for. Also, only dates wealthy men so they can buy her designer hay for her horse mouth and 14K Gucci gold hoofs!

Hey Cletus, Did you see that slope use his martial arts technique on CandyAss? I've never seen a horse go flying so fast through the windshield of a brand new Silver Audi like that before. She had a lot of nerve parking in the EXCLUSIVE GCC row!!

by sweetpea April 8, 2004

horsetooth

While fucking a girl doggie style, he unexpectedly puts it in her butt. The girl is spooked, causing her to buck him off and bite his dick.

I horsetoothed my date last nigh after he tried to put it in my ass.

by anonymous August 7, 2021